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It’s OK to be Racist if You’re a University

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Don’t you just love the way our looniversities use language? We haven’t seen anything like it since the Tower of Babel.

At California Polytechnic, “Diversity Action Initiatives” are being put into play to reduce the number of white students. This is done by the school’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11111).

“Inclusion” means excluding white students. And “Diversity” means a rigid uniformity of thought.

The looniversity brags that in 2011 white students were 63% of the student body, but in 2017, less than 55%. And they’ll keep on “culling” white kids until they can say their student body reflects “the demographics of California.”

All right, I’m listening: tell me how this is not a racist policy. Go ahead, give it your best shot.

Meanwhile, the school plans to add “pre-enrollment diversity training,” whatever the hell that is. Probably some scheme to make students’ minds right. More expensive than a sweat box, but still effective. If it wasn’t making students visibly more disturbed and addled, they wouldn’t do it.

Hey, if people really want to send their sons and daughters to a school like that, it’s their business. But why should any public money be poured into an actively racist institution? Why do we have to keep paying them to screw up our country?

De-fund the universities. All of them. Now.


We Has Divercity Traning!!!

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Hear At our Collidge we are prowed of hasing the Best Divercity Traning pogrom ever!!! Thay has one aslo at Minnisoda State butt thay must got a Lot “of” whimps up thare becose “so Manny” of them thay “got to has” counciling becose thay Get all trigered and then thay “jist” cant take it! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11047)

at Minnasoda thay Are trying “to” get purfict Socile Jutstus wel yiu Cant make “a” Omblit whith-out braking Eggs!! Yiu has got “to be” Toughh iff yiu Whant to get ridd of al Micro Grecian!! So hear At our collidge yiu dont get No tedy bares and Play-Doh untill yiu “has” finnished al “the” Whorkshoppes!!! Aslo the collidge thay had to higher a lott of new Divercity Axperts and Spatialists so Natcherly the Tution it had to go Up!! Some Racist he camplaned abote it So ate of us We “beet” “him” Up!!!

I wuld tel yiu “al” the Things we suposed to Learn only somb of them thay are Reely “hard to” Spel and yiu wuldnt under stand tham “anyhow” un-lest yiu hapen “to” “be” a Interllectural like me!! Ordrinay dum peple yiu jist “Cant” teech them Intosexional Communile Sistamic Oprestion and Other “technicle” Stuff like that! Wel our Collidge requirres evry Stodent “to” take al “The” werkshoppes and thay has got to keep takin them agin and agan un-till thare Minds thay “are” rihght!!! Somtimes yiu got to tye them Up so thay Cant “run away”!! Thare was one Biggit he “kept” doing Micro Grecians untill thay locked himb in the Swet Box for three hole dayz!!! After that,, he “had” reel goood Divercity!


Solving the Riddles of Ancient History: A Whole New Approach

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See this statue? We don’t know who or what he was. We don’t know when he lived. We don’t know a single word of his language. All we know is that this statue comes from the Indus Valley Civilization, where it was found in a city built around 2500 B.C. and abandoned some six or seven hundred years later.

But according to a whole new way of studying ancient history, we can now know all those things and more.

“All I has to do is just look at it, and then I know all about it,” says Dr. I. B. Loony, a professor of Social Gender and Environmental Global Justice at 57 States University. “For instance, that statue, the one that comes from the India Valley. That guy’s name was Harold Patel or something like that, and he was originally assigned the female gender, but like you see by the statue, he self-identified as male and his transition was totally successful! And the reason there is no more India Valley Civilization is because they stopped doing gender fluidity and that caused climate change and that was the end of them. A civilization that doesn’t got no gender fluidity is doomded to climate change!”

Because the language spoken by the Indus Valley people is unknown, and their writing system undeciphered, Professor Loony was asked how he knows these things.

“You are a racist!” he explained. “Biggit, biggit, biggit! Waaaaaah!” He then rolled about on the floor and made peculiar sounds, while pounding with his fists and feet and head.

“No one is allowed to question him,” said one of his students. “He just knows things, that’s all. We take his word for it. I asked him a question once, and I was in Diversity Training for two weeks after that, learning how to think like everybody else. And now you’d better leave before I call the Diversity Response Team and report you for a micro-aggression and violation of our safe space.”

NEXT: Professor Loony reveals the secrets of Egyptian pyramid construction.


Down Whith Micro Gresion!

So i “was” jist walkin ruond the Campuss this moaning “and” Theese twoo other stodents they waked passt me and One she sayes to “the” other Hey lookit “the freek whith” the Moth Antenners meening Me! It was A grate Big Micro Gresion!!!

Wel naturely i busted “out” cryin i meen its Hard enuohgh havin Moth Antenners growin oute “of” my Four Head whithote some Biggit sayin im A freek and than wehn I “was” finnished cryin i runned offf to our Diversity Leadership Teem and i tole them al abuot It!! and Thay sayed dont Worry “whee wil” put them twoo Bums in Diversity Traning untill thay minds is rihgjt!

And than i “had” to Go “to” the Infirmbery becose my prefesser “he” sayed micro Gresion its Bad for yore immuned Sistym and it Can make yiu “sick” iff you here or see or rede Any thing “that” yiu dont lyke and So thay gived me Som Aunti Botics and thay aslo rubed som otther Kind of meddycine i fourget how to spel It, on my Moth Antenners and the One nourse she “was so” Nice she gived mee a Hankerchiff to eet for Lunch!

Hear at Collidge whe goin to Start “a” new Program it caled “langwidge Matters” and thenn No boddy thay wont be aloud to Say nothin at all unles it is Nice and Afirmming exept for Us Interllecturals wee can stil Talk “becose” evry thing Wee say its so Smart!!!

but evry Boddy else thay Has “got” to Shutt Up!!!


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