Tag: Biden’s gaffes

Comedy Time–with Joe Biden

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He wants to be president. Leader of the free world. But he’s only Joe Biden.

Campaigning in New Hampshire this weekend, Goofy Joe fielded a question from a 21-year-old college student about his poor showing in the Iowa caucus. Always up for a challenge, Biden confused the young woman by asking her if she’d ever been to a caucus. Not sure what to answer, the student only nodded. And Joe dipped into his bag of witticisms for all occasions and called the kid “a lying dog-faced pony soldier” (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7987957/Humiliated-student-Joe-Biden-called-lying-dog-faced-pony-soldier-speaks-out.html). She’s probably lucky he didn’t moon her.

But what the devil was he talking about? Biden aides claimed he was just humorously quoting a John Wayne movie. Wrong. Actually it was Tyrone Power in a film called Pony Soldier (1952), in which a disgruntled Native American applies the epithet to Power. How the epithet applied to this student in New Hampshire is, shall we say, not clear.

When he’s not scaring the pants off gang leaders or having his hairy legs rubbed by children in a swimming pool, Joe can usually be found wetting his beak in corrupt and dirty deals that sting the American taxpayer.

And he wants to be our president.

The Democrat Party–put them out of business before they put America out of business.

 

Presidential Timber… with ‘Wet Leg Hair’

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Has it truly come to this–a presidential candidate babbling about children rubbing his “wet leg hair” while he was a lifeguard, long ago?

Well, that’s what he’s doing in this video, shot in 2017.

People are actually thinking of voting for this guy for president? Say it ain’t so. But we can’t say that, can we?

Again I ask–are there that many people out there who truly have not the foggiest idea of what a president is, or what a president does?

A sobering thought: most of the Democrat candidates are even worse. That’s why this, er, man is leading the pack. Crikey, he was our vice president for eight years.

Hairy legs and all.

 

Biden Does It Again

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The other Democrats are even worse.

If idiotic statements were literature, Joe Biden would be Shakespeare.

This week the former vice president, now seeking the Democrat presidential nomination, said his proposed child tax credit would put “720 million women” back to work (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-gaffe-put-720-million-women-in-workforce). Honestly, you could fill a very thick book with the loopy things he says.

Nevertheless, if he gets the nomination because the rest of the two dozen candidates are even sillier than he is, tens of millions of people will vote to give him custody of the nuclear missile launch codes. That is a very bad argument for having elections at all. I mean, what if he were to win? The Voter Fraud Party will do everything in its power, lawful or otherwise–mostly otherwise–to make sure he does.

P.S.–Just in case you went to public school, or currently attend a university, the population of the United States is around 330 million, half of whom are men. This esoteric information is cunningly concealed in the last census.