‘This Time Trump Is Cooked, For Sure’ (2020)

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This is the whistleblower we’ve been waiting for!

They’ve been going after Donald Trump every day and every night since 2016, trying to pin something on him. Who can survive this level of investigation? Apparently President Trump can. Forget the White House: he ought to be running for sainthood.

But all it takes is just one more whistleblower!

This Time Trump Is Cooked, for Sure

Now the charges can be made public! We’ve got you, Donny-boy! Don’t even try to deny these charges.

*You betrayed Troy to the Greeks.

*You engineered the Lindbergh baby kidnapping.

*You rooked Hillary Clinton out of HER TURN to be president!

Let’s see you beat this rap, dude!

‘Drunk Driver: “Trump Made Me Do It”‘ (2017)

The portable breath test and Women

“Waddaya mean, I’m drunk? Anyhow it’sh that guy Trump’sh fault!”

We thought Bush Derangement Syndrome was bad; but then along came Donald Trump, and Democrats’ heads exploded. Like for instance:

Drunk Driver: ‘Trump Made Me Do It’

A year and a half into the epoch-making disaster of the Biden pseudo-presidency, noozies and lunatics are still trying to blame President Trump for everything.

In a way, this unfortunate juncture in our history–and who knows, this might be the end of our country’s history–closely resembles having a drunken wacko at the steering wheel. You might not survive that, either.