Costco labels Bible “fiction”

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I re-run this post occasionally because it contains perhaps the most sophomoric, High-School wiseguy “question” ever asked on this blog: “Would you be willing to stand in a court of law [as if that were the most authoritative test of truth!] and say Jonah did in fact spend three days in the belly of a fish?”

Costco Labels the Bible ‘Fiction’

Of course, if we are going to live as if the Bible really were fiction… wait a minute. I’m afraid the world already does that. It’s what we mean by a fallen world.

It’d be really something, to see how some of those Charlie High School raps play out in the highest court of all…

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This post is notable for the puerile question posed by a reader:

“Would you be willing to stand in a court of law and say that yes, Jonah did in fact spend three days in the belly of a great fish?”

https://leeduigon.com/2013/11/20/costco-labels-the-bible-fiction/

Oh, isn’t he smart! But let’s turn the question around a little. Would you be willing to stand with your court of law before the judgment seat of God and say yes, the Bible is a work of fiction?

But first you have to swear–usually on the Bible–to tell the truth.

Well, hey, let’s all be Smart and elevate our own “courts of law,” complete with corrupt and ignorant judges, shyster lawyers, and perjured witnesses to a status higher than God’s! Even giving us credit for honestly trying to do our best, it really isn’t good enough.

That’s why we need a Savior.

And that’s why we’ve got one.