‘Vote by Phone? Really?’ (2018)

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From “Get Smart”–the famous secret agent shoe phone

I thought I was writing a way off-the-wall satire yesterday (see “More Democracy!”) when I invented a scheme to allow unlimited voting by phone in our next national elections. Dagnabbit, it was supposed to be preposterous!

Vote by Phone? Really?

I had, of course, forgotten that this had already been proposed three years ago, for West Virginia–absentee balloting via “smart” phone. (“Smart” for liberals means “deadly stupid” for everyone else.) I’ll have to do some research and find out if they actually did it, and if so, how it turned out.

But it sure looks like it’d be a hundred times more dishonest than “vote by mail.” And you’ve really got to sink pretty low to get more crooked than vote by mail.

Texas: Machines Flip Trump Votes to Clinton

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They’ve started early voting in Texas, and there’s just this teensy-weensy little problem with it.

According to a number of voter complaints, the machines are changing votes for Donald Trump into votes for Hillary Clinton ( http://www.infowars.com/more-reports-of-votes-flipping-from-trump-to-clinton-in-texas/ ). Oops.

The complaints are coming out of Arlington and Amarillo and turning up on social media. The headline says “Election officials dismiss concerns” and are blaming it on “voter error.”

Has anybody seen any complaints about the voting machines switching Clinton votes to Trump? I haven’t. Have you? How come these complaints are all going just one way? Something about that smells bad.

If these voting machines are really so poorly programed that so many voters just can’t get it right, what are we doing, using such machines, in the first place?

As we know from Project Veritas and emails opened up to us by Wikileaks, election fraud is a staple of the Democrat Party and the Clinton campaign. And it’s not just crooked machines. It’s dead people voting, people who never existed voting, non-citizens voting, and real people voting two or three times in the same election. “Election officials” dismiss it all. Never happened, just move on, folks, there’s nothing to see…

When it’s your turn to vote, look twice, and then look again, to make sure the machine has recorded the vote as you intended it. Don’t take it for granted that your vote has been accurately recorded.

Remember this important Democrat principle: “If you can’t beat ’em, cheat ’em.”

We are not dealing with honest people here.