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‘Vote by Phone? Really?’ (2018)

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From “Get Smart”–the famous secret agent shoe phone

I thought I was writing a way off-the-wall satire yesterday (see “More Democracy!”) when I invented a scheme to allow unlimited voting by phone in our next national elections. Dagnabbit, it was supposed to be preposterous!

Vote by Phone? Really?

I had, of course, forgotten that this had already been proposed three years ago, for West Virginia–absentee balloting via “smart” phone. (“Smart” for liberals means “deadly stupid” for everyone else.) I’ll have to do some research and find out if they actually did it, and if so, how it turned out.

But it sure looks like it’d be a hundred times more dishonest than “vote by mail.” And you’ve really got to sink pretty low to get more crooked than vote by mail.

‘A Satire That’s Become a Reality (Aaaagh!)’ (2015)

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Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin

I’m re-running this post, from six years ago, because we must never lose sight of what we’re up against.

False teaching and false prophecy have become so rampant in the flatline churches, it’s almost impossible to satirize them anymore. Look what happens when you try!

A Satire That’s Become Reality (Aaaagh!)

I mean, come on! They even used the purposely silly name I gave the satire! “The New New Testament.” Cobbled together out of ancient twaddle rejected by the Church centuries ago.

False teaching, false prophecy, are very much with us.

Hang on to your Bible.