‘1 Out of 3 of Us: Bonkers?’ (2020)

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How they LOVED making us jump through hoops! You know they’re already in the market for another “pandemic.”

Yeah, well, why wouldn’t at least a third of us pop our corks in 2020, with all the **** they were putting us through? And then they stand up there and somberly declare, “Gee, look what happened!”

1 Out of 3 of Us: Bonkers?

Hmm… They locked us down, wiped out thousands of small businesses, made us wear masks if we had to go out, drilled it into our heads that we were all gonna die unless we did exactly as we were told by Science and Experts and Government, and they forced us to be shot up with experimental chemicals packaged as vaccine–

Of course we couldn’t take it!

This must never, never, never be allowed to happen ever again. And those who made it happen should be punished with sincere ferocity.

‘A Nuisance Call’ (2014)

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With the Great Quarantine choking off our nation’s economy  and driving us crazy in ways too numerous to mention, the robo-callers have stepped up their attacks on our privacy. We must have gotten half a dozen of them yesterday.

A Nuisance Call

Y’know, you’re trying to eat supper and every couple minutes the phone rings again, and it’s always some shyster-bot trying to sell you something. But you still have to get up and answer it, just on the increasingly unlikely chance that it’s important.

Some bold president or governor could be elected King o’ the World if he outlawed unsolicited solicitations.