Tag: gender change

Hillery She Gets Her Ginder Chainged!!!

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presidents with beards – Pieces of History

This “is” waht she whil Look Lyke wen she is finnish!!!

We has jist fowned out that Hillery she “has” bin maide A Pressadintchul Fellow at Cowlumbier Yunavarsitty!!!! Isnt “that” Grate??!

A lott of Trans wimmins thay are now Fellows insted “Of” Gals or Laydies!! Nhow Hillery she “is” a fellow tooo!!!!!!!! She whil ware reggalur Pants and Not jist Pants Soots!!! And aslo I herd she is “goingto” gro a Beerd!!!!!!!

Well this heer it Is How Collidge it chainges yiu!!!! Thats haow i got theeze heer Moth Antenners on my hed!! Themb hoarmoan Shots thay reely whork!! alltho thay diddnt tern me Into “a” wimmin!!!

Nhow “that” Hillery she has did it,, Evry Boddy thay shood awt to do it tooo!!!!! and woodnt It be Grate if Bill Clintin he chainged ginder tooo!!?? and aslo Chellsee!! Iff evry man becumbs a wimmin and Evry wimmin she becumbs a man, then we wood has Troo Socile Jutstus!!!!!!! Amairicka it whil be a Parracide!!!! Mayby i shood Get moar “of” thoze hoarmoan Shotts!! Iff she Can Be a fellow then i Can “Be” a wimmin!!!!!!

([ Woops i maid “a” misteak, it shood be “pestilential fellow” and not the othe!r. I jist spelt it rong!!)]

Feminist Math-O-Matics!

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Wel, i has had my Moth Hormoans shot for today and than i had a wash rag for breckfast (not bad with mapple sirup!) and now i has got my self “into” a contemptaplative mood wich is somthing us interrlecturals hear at the collidge we doo it al the time! Only i fourgot waht i was contemptaplating.

Oh, i Know! I “was” contemptaplatting aboat how grate it wuld be if the hole wrold it was run by interllecturals who is the Smartest peple in the wrold and the smartest Interllectural we arre al hear at the Unavarsity!

Thare is one prefesser she is “the” smartest of us al She is a prefesser of Feminist Math-O-Matics and she is So smart that nobody cant unnerstand a thing she sayes! I has bin to a fow of her Lextures and oh-man! The last one I was at thare was some religius peple thay Started praying becose thay thuohgjt she was Speeking in Tongs!

I hered her say Thare is Femail Numbers thay are goood and Male Nummbers thay arre bad and Yiu shuddnt ouhgjt to Use Male Nummbers unless you can Chang thare Gender by moltiplying them By “the” square route of Minus One! Now i aks yuo Is “that” Smart or wahtt??? i cant harddly wate til i get to bee as Smart as her!!