global warming makes it colder?

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All right, here I go with a bit of nooze. I don’t want anyone saying I don’t do my job anymore.

As Global Warming causes temperatures to sink to record lows–yeah, that’s what they’re saying: the warming makes it colder, better raise taxes–gunmen in the Democrat Eden of Chicago have robbed at least eight people of their winter coats, leaving the victims to live or die as best they can in sub-zero weather (http://www.fox5ny.com/news/people-robbed-of-coats-at-gunpoint).

And get this: these robbers have good taste! They’ve been targeting “pricey Canada Goose jackets” which retail for $1,000 each and up. Must be because they’ve had deprived childhoods. Or racism. It’s always racism.

I’ll bet you just can’t wait for Democrats to take over your home town or city and make it just like Chicago, Detroit, Camden, San Francisco, or some other left-wing paradise. And don’t forget: Climbit Change is our fault!–for not coughing up a hefty carbon tax and not giving Big Government fantastic new powers to control our lives. So take that, deplorables! Remember–the warmer it gets, the colder it gets!

And remember this, too: only Government can control the weather. All-powerful Government equals nice weather all the time. We have their word on it.

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Sometimes liberalism is side-splittingly funny–unless, of course, the joke’s on you.

Stockholm, capital of the socialist paradise of Sweden, made the news last week when the city implemented a “gender equal” or “feminist” snow removal policy that left the place immobilized by heavy snow ( http://heatst.com/world/feminist-snow-plowing-system-brings-stockholm-to-a-standstill/ ). Oops.

The new snow removal protocol, favoring the plowing of bike paths (!) and sidewalks instead of the main roads through the center of the city, was the brainchild (sorry, couldn’t resist) of a Green Party politician. That was their first mistake. Never, never listen to the Green Party.

Anyway it’s not fair to plow the main roads, it’s sexist, it’s just a bunch of no-good Mr. Mans on their way to stupid work, we want our bike paths, we want our Play-Doh–!

So public transport totally failed, the hospitals filled up with people injured in auto accidents on slippery roads, the city’s been sued six ways from Sunday–and the addled wacko decision-makers are saying there was nothing wrong with their new policy–which had been backed up, by the way, with a sizeable increase in the city’s snow removal budget–it was all the fault of the snow plow drivers for not following instructions, blah-blah.

Need we add that somehow Global Warming makes it snow?

Gee, I wonder what would happen if they tried this caper in New York. Just imagine…