Holmdel High School – Lee Duigon

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Will school officials wind up getting stung for their actions?

A junior at Holmdel High School in New Jersey was invited to the White House to hear President Donald Trump’s speech yesterday about restoring free speech in, ahem, “higher education,” where it is mostly banned, these days.

The president invited Boris Kizenko, 16, after learning that the junior was barred from the National Honor Society for a “character flaw”–his support of the president on the social media (https://patch.com/new-jersey/holmdel-hazlet/holmdel-student-who-feuded-high-school-invited-meet-trump).

School officials–why do those words always set off the doofus alarm?–say pshaw, it never happened, we would like never keep a kid out of the National Honor Society just to punish him for his politics! We are at liberty to disbelieve them.

Boris says he’s tired of having to listen to the “regurgitated left-wing ideology” that’s offered every day at public schools.

The president, meanwhile, plans to stop all federal research grants to all colleges and universities where free speech only exists for left-wingers.

We’ll keep our eyes peeled for an update on Boris Kizenko’s story. Will the school officials suddenly change their minds and let him into the National Honor Society?

Personal note: Holmdel was one of the towns I covered for The Bayshore Independent in the 1970s. I liked their high school football team, but the township’s politics were relatively quiet.

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Once upon a time, you wouldn’t even imagine something like this. Not a satire, by the way.

Police have arrested the Kenilworth, NJ, superintendent of schools… for repeatedly pooping on the athletic fields at Holmdel High School (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/05/04/mystery-pooper-at-nj-high-school-is-school-superintendent/). He could get up to nine months in jail for this caper, although he probably won’t.

For the time being, he and his $147,504 salary are on paid leave of absence. I think you have to be convicted of murder, or misgendering, to wind up on unpaid leave.

Holmdel is a lovely, upscale township nestled in the hills of Monmouth County. I used to cover their high school football team–back when you didn’t need galoshes to walk across the field.

Anyway, the Kenilworth supe was out there doing his jogging around 5 a.m., guess he wanted to do it before he drove the long haul up to Kenilworth five days a week. And on more than one occasion he took a dump on Holmdel school property. They got tired of finding his offerings, so they watched and waited till he came around to do it again; then they busted him.

Some questions naturally arise.

Are we allowed to take this incident as a wider cultural metaphor?

Why didn’t the Superintendent of Schools in Kenilworth poop at one of his own schools? What did Holmdel ever do to him?

What was he thinking? Did it never occur to him that people would be rather put off by his behavior? Did he do this because he’s a liberal with some kind of goofy entitlement in his mind, or as some singularly asinine form of protest? Or does he just get these spells wherein he self-identifies as a dog?

Is this particular antisocial act starting to catch on? In 2017 it was the Mad Pooper of Colorado Springs, who turned out to be some kind of wackjob with a self-ordained mission to becrap her neighbors’ lawns. She, too, was a jogger.

Well, I always thought jogging wasn’t all that good for you.

Meanwhile, the taxpayers in Kenilworth have to keep on paying Mr. Poop (don’t forget the benefits!) and looking for a new superintendent, or an acting superintendent, so they can pay him, too.

Just don’t ever ask this guy, “Are you sh*****’ me?” The answer might surprise you.