By the time he graduated with a bachelor’s degree in Superhero Studies (and it took him six years to get it), Pottsy Boyle’s brain had shrunken to the size of a raisin.
But that’s what college does to you.
But it’s not just Superhero Studies, although they’re quite a big offender. There’s also Gender Studies, Feminist Intersectional Albino Studies, Critical Race Theory–hey, you’re lucky to get out of there with a brain the size of an orange.
The good news is, once you stop college, it only takes some twenty years for some of the brain to grow back.