‘Trump Kids Ripped for Shooting Dinosaurs’ (2018)

People think Steven Spielberg killed a Triceratops

The original image, with Steven Spielberg. Not real, scholars. Honest.

You hear so much bilge about “our democracy” these days, and how EVERYBODY should be voting.

But I’d rather people didn’t vote, if they thought you could go around shooting dinosaurs.

Trump Kids Ripped for Shooting Dinosaurs

Oh, that public education! Can’t even teach that dinosaurs aren’t with us anymore. What do you want to be that every single ignoramus in this Mark Dice video has a college degree.

In what, don’t ask.

 

‘Coed Blows Her $90,000 College Fund’ (2015)

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They call it higher education.

When we say that too many recently “educated” persons haven’t got the foggiest idea how wealth is generated, we mean that literally. As in the following example:

Coed Blows Her $90,000 College Fund

Yes, Miss Millenial went and pissed away the whole $90,000 left to her by her grandmother–and then wondered what happened to it. She has ruled out working to pay for the remainder of her college.

I wonder what she majored in. No one has ever told us.