When did “school” turn into such a big mistake?
This was big Education nooze a few years ago–not to allow kids to have best friends anymore. That’s almost as cool as Gender Theory!
But if you’ve been waiting to see how the experiment turns out… well, our nooze media have dropped the ball again.
I don’t think humanists know what it means to be human anymore. Everything they do, and every thing they want to do, is so unnatural.
“Educating” ourselves right into the booby hatch…
The dodo went extinct through no fault of its own. We have “teachers” to help us do it.
Some years ago, “educators” in Britain had the brilliant idea of forbidding children to have best friends. That way, they, uh, “reasoned,” they would spare kids the heartache of eventually losing the friendship.
See, they’re convinced human nature is like Play-Doh and they can freely shape it any way they please.
Has this caught on in American schools yet?
It started in Europe, but hoity-toity private schools in America are now picking up on the newfangled education theory of not allowing children to have best friends (https://newswithviews.com/what-do-they-want-in-the-end/). Why not? “So that no one feels left out or excluded.” Or so they say.
Blithering Pinhead Academy, one of the first American schools to adopt a no-best-friends policy, has resolved to carry that principle a few steps farther.
“There will never be any freedom until educators and other experts control every aspect of every human life, no matter how trivial,” says BPA headmonster Iza Dorque. “Here at Blithering, we’re always ahead of the curve.
“That’s why we have just adopted a brand-new policy of not allowing any of our students to have a favorite food. From now on, they’ll have to like all foods equally! Failure to do this will be corrected by torture. Repeated failure will land an offender in Sensitivity Training.”
Ms. Dorque explained, “It’s so evil and un-inclusive to have a best friend. It means there are one or two people whom you like better than anyone else! We will not tolerate such intolerance. It suggests that individual persons have unique qualities. Well, how the blazes are you going to have Diversity unless everyone is exactly the same!
“It’s the same with food. If one child likes tofu best, and another child likes quinoa, the one who likes tofu is discriminating against quinoa, and, by extension, against the child who likes quinoa. It is a microaggression!”
In answer to criticisms that Pinhead Academy’s policies are unnatural, anti-human, oppressive, stupid, and cruel, Iza Dorque called for Security and had the critics forcibly removed.