A New James Bond: “Metrosexual”

My opinion is the same as his.

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

I never got into James Bond. The whole thing seemed quite silly. But last year was the 70th anniversary of the first Bond adventure, Casino Royale; and although author Ian Fleming is no longer with us, his character, James Bond, just keeps going.

Well, now they’ve got a new Bond author, Charlie Higson–and a new set of critical readers who don’t like the new James Bond… described by Higson as “metrosexual” (https://www.theguardian.com/books/article/2024/jun/01/bond-woke-charlie-higson-row-metrosexual-007#:~:text=They%20seemed%20to%20be%20scornful,t%20play%20so%20well%20nowadays.). Anybody got a barf bag handy?

What is “metrosexual”? Higson defines it as “modern, equal, and relaxed” (cue in raspberry). Oxford Language defines it as pertaining to men who live in urban areas and are deeply interested in shopping, etc.–men who act like women or homosexuals. Someone like Clifton Webb’s character in Laura. I think the term “sissy” may justly be applied.

Oh–and what about villains? Can’t have a Bond adventure without villains. But of course the villains can’t be commies or Russians or Chicoms anymore. Higson’s villains, in his own words, are “far right, populist libertarians.” People like us. Gotta sweep us out of the way and create a Far Left Ninny pansexual utopia.

Culture rot has deep roots, doesn’t it?

Again, Why Does Columbo Wear a Raincoat?

Peter Falk in raincoat Columbo 11x17 Mini Poster | eBay

The average yearly rainfall for Los Angeles is just under 15 inches–about half of what it is for the rest of the country, including several desert states.

And yet Lt. Columbo–does anybody know his first name?–always wears a raincoat. Wears it every day. Why?

Why Did Columbo Wear a Raincoat?

Years ago I thought I had it figured out: Columbo wears a raincoat because he’s an avenging angel. Now I’m not so sure. Would an angel eat all that chili?

Columbo only had to deal with murderers. We need God’s protection now. Protection from the World Economic Forum. Protection from the Godless who mean to be gods themselves. Protection from truly insane and wicked ideas packaged and pitched to us as wisdom. As “smart.”

As for Columbo’s raincoat… Maybe it protected him from something more than rain.

Sanity Break: ‘Snow White’

Snow White' gravestone on show in German museum - BBC News

Would you believe it? Up until yesterday afternoon, I had never seen Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Released by Walt Disney’s studio in 1937, it’s still considered by many as the greatest animated feature-length cartoon of all time. I wouldn’t dare to disagree!

Really, I just could not get over the quality of the animation. It was so far in advance of much later animation, there’s just no comparison. Disney did it better than anyone. Okay, I haven’t watched any modern cartoon movies. The clips don’t entice me. But if the animation in Snow White was any more realistic than it is, you’d be wondering how all those little people got into your TV set.

The story is a fairy tale. It does have some dark moments: the evil Queen plots to have Snow White buried alive. Why? Because she, the Queen, wants to be “the fairest of them all.” Killing people, or wishing them dead, just because they’re better than you in one way or another, is socialism. It’s also Envy, one of the seven deadly sins.

How great was Snow White’s impact on our culture? Consider: I’d never seen the movie until now; but I knew the story, I could name all the seven dwarfs, and I could sing or at least whistle all the major songs. Who didn’t know Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go?

Pure escape. Well, that’s what Disney did best. Not like now. Today’s Disney Studios is like someone who tunnels into a prison camp.

I am glad I saw Snow White. It was worth the long wait.