‘Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy’ (2015)

Are they still trying to establish “Climate Change” (nee “Global Warming”) as a kind of Unified Field Theory of what we may laughingly call progressive thought?

Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy

Well, hell’s bells, why would they ever give it up?

Everything feeds back to Climbit Chainge: all roads lead to Rome.  It’s the whole freakin’ planet, man! That’s why we need a Unified Climate Policy so we can control the earth’s climate–you know, that one single Climate that the whole world has–and fine-tune it just so–

Blah-blah-blah…

‘Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy’ (2015)

During one week in 2015, we “learned” (LOL) that income inequality, capitalism, homophobia, transphobia, blah-blah-blah, are all the result of Global Warming aka Climbit Chainge aka Gimme-yo-money-you-sucker.

Binding the Sheaves of Idiocy

They just won’t stop, will they? Here it is, nine years later, and they’re still babbling about All Of The Above. They’ll follow you into the rest room and preach to the door of your stall.

Wandering bands of impoverished vegetarian homosexuals… welcome to the next civilization.