No, You Don’t Turn into Spider-Man

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Three boys in Bolivia, aged 12, 10, and 8, were hospitalized for a week after purposely getting a black widow spider to bite them (https://nypost.com/2020/05/25/boys-let-black-widow-bite-them-in-hopes-of-turning-into-spider-man/).

Why did they do that?

Because they saw a Spider-Man comic-book movie and wanted to acquire super-powers… like Spider-Man.

Twelve’s a little old for that, don’t you think?

Many years ago you used to hear occasional stories of some kid using a towel for a cape and jumping off a tool shed because he thought the cape would enable him to fly like Superman. Superman was big on TV in those days.

Kids do stupid things sometimes. They’re not old enough to know any better. It’s why we don’t let them drive cars, enter into binding contracts, or vote.

I hope Nancy Pelosi doesn’t see this news item. She’ll want to lower the voting age to 12.

Now we Got to Hate! Spidor Man!

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I awlyays loved Spidor Man butt now i hat him “and” i was wrong Wrong WRONGG! fore liking him! and so are yiu!

Its “a ” goood thing i reeded a blog or somthing “abote” this hear New Spidor Man Moovie (http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/dan-gainor/2017/07/13/alt-left-insanity-spider-mans-real-power-white-privilege) it suposed “to” bee Diverse but gess what?? Iff it going to be Diverse than How Come Spidor Man he is stil White??? Evryboddy thay knows That yiu cant has no Diversity with no White Peple in it!!!

And than I thinked “of” somthing Else! How Come Spidor Man he “is” stil a Man??? Huh? Huh?? when evryboddy thay aslo knows he shuld “ouhght to” be A Wimmin! in fackt he “shuld” ouhght to Be A Wimmin Of Collor!!! and aslo probly a Musslim tooo!

I am so Gladd i been pluggged “in” to this It has opaned my iyes!! and if yiu trying to say But “Joe” yiu are a White Peple tooo! wel “that” is jist whatt we cal a Micro Gresion becose i amb reely “a” Musslim Wimmin of Coler traped “in” a White Peple boddy!! Like Mikle More he sayed “We Are al Musslims!!!

The strogle for Truue Reel Diversity “it” jist gose On and “on”!! it “is” A reel strogle for Socile Jutstus!!