I Was on My Way to… Camelot

Note: This post has no business being on a serious nooze site.

I had a most vivid, happy dream the other night. I was hopping down the sidewalk on my old pogo stick, on my way to–well, I couldn’t remember to where, when I woke up. So let me say Camelot. I’d like to visit Camelot.

When I was ten years old or so, I was a grand master of the pogo stick. If my mother ever could’ve seen some of the death-defying tricks I pulled–like hopping up and down the bleachers at the football field, or up and down the stairs, on my pogo stick–she would’ve had conniptions.

Anyway, there I was, boing, boing, boing, and wherever I was going, I couldn’t wait to get there.

I really wonder where it was. I really wonder.

Not-so-Sweet Dreams

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The other night I dreamed I was playing basketball. It’s been over a year since I last played, Because COVID. So the dream was rather intense. I dreamed my team was playing really stupid ball, taking bad shots, not passing, etc., etc. My wife woke me up because I was running in my sleep.

Back to sleep. Oh, fap! I’m back in that freakin’ dream. Just in time to grab a rebound.

And then someone reaches around from behind me and sticks his hand over my nose and mouth. That was too much. So I bit him.

But what I really did was bite my own finger, and it hurt! But at least it got me out of that dream for good. I mean, I would truly love playing a bit of basketball, but that game was poison.

I wish I could wake up from what Democrats are doing to my country.