Hillary’s Running Mate

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Is this the Democrats’ dream ticket?

Our confidential secret sources have identified the top three choices to share the Democrat ticket this year as Hillary Clinton’s running mate. One of them may become America’s vice president.

*Comedian Roseanne Barr. “Hillary likes her because she’s totally daft and so far out of the political mainstream, or any other stream for that matter, that she makes Hillary look sane by comparison,” said one of our impeccably reliable sources.

*Pope Francis I. “This could get a little tricky because he’s not a U.S. citizen,” said a source, “but where there’s a will, there’s a way. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is looking for a loophole in the Constitution. Anyway, he’s the Pope and that ought to get our gal the Catholic vote. And she likes the way he declares that Donald Trump is not a Christian.”

*Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe. “Two peas in a pod!” said our source. “Hillary’s under FBI investigation, and so is he.” ( http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/23/politics/terry-mcauliffe-fbi-doj-federal-investigation-campaign-contributions/index.html ) “Hillary and Terry go way back, and he’s done some great work with the Clinton Foundation.” Particularly impressive to Mrs. Clinton, said the source, was a $120,000 donation made to McAuliffe by “a Chinese businessman.” “With Terry and Hillary both scrounging payoffs from questionable sources, it’ll be like old times in the White House,” said a knowledgeable informant. “The only thing missing will be Bill Clinton chasing interns around the Oval Office. But Hillary can appoint him to the Supreme Court to keep him out of mischief.”

So which of these three will it be? We’ll just have to wait and see!

8 comments on “Hillary’s Running Mate

  1. The way Hil-liary and the current usurper-in-chief are flying around in Air Force One campaigning, I would have thought she might ask him! Oh, my! Did I just say that? Perish the thought!

    1. Tut-tut. Our beloved leader is constitutionally barred from being vice president, having already served two terms as pharaoh. But then the Constitution hasn’t been sinking all that many putts lately, has it?

    2. He would never consent to being second fiddle anyway. He wants to remain king. There have been some rumblings that he is going to declare a state of emergency or martial law and suspend the election so he can fulfill that wish. Heaven Forbid!

    3. You’re right, Lee, but this guy is evil enough and arrogant enough and egotistical enough. But no matter, because God is in control!

  2. Lee, you make me chuckle with your satire … and then I realize it’s probably not so far from the truth. I guess that’s what makes a good satire.

  3. Didn’t Roseanne Barr come out for Trump? I think Rosie O’Donnell would be perfect for Hitlery, but of course, Huma would be jealous.

    1. Oh, sure, Rosie O’Donnell would fit right in. I hadn’t heard about Roseanne coming out for Trump, and find it difficult to believe. Having heard her comments over the years, I got the impression she was far enough to the Left to fall off the edge.

      Maybe that’s what happened.

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