Well that Donold Trumpt he has did it “now”! He “is” goingto taik Awaeighy our Freedumb by fourcing “all The” collidges to has Free Speach and iff thay dont then thay dont get no Rheserch Grandts fromb the Fedral Guvvermint!!!
This hear is watt hapens “wen” yiu get a wyte spremassist knotsy for Pressadint! He is so Ingnorint,,, i bett he “nevver” wented to Collidge in his hole stopid lyfe!!!! He is like a,ll themb other ordrinary dum peeple thay dont “know” “that” Free Speach IT IS UNCONSATUCHINAL!!!
We jist lernt that in Nothing Studdies and i gess yiu dont “know” that unlest yiu has goed to Collidge!! Free Speach it is jist “anether” Naime for Hat Speach!!!! and neckst thing yiu know yiu has got biggits saying stufff!! Our collidge we has tryed to bee Nice abote it and so we has aloud “”Free Speach Zoans” like beheined the boyler Room “and” aslo in one of the Brooom Clozzits wen tha Janniter he is nott Using “it”!!! But doo yiu “thinck” the Haters thay was Contentt whith that??? NO!!!!! thay wants to “has” Free Speach evryware!!! that is wat hapens wen yiu trye “to be” nice to thoze peple!!!
Our Stodent Soviet we “are” not goingto “sit still” fore This!! so we has votid to Take Aweay themb twoo “Free Speach Zoans” that we had and has none of themb Instedd!! Lyke it sayes in our Stodent Hand Boock thare is reely “no sutch Thing” as Free Speach so yiu beter whatch wat yiu says!!! lets see how Thay lyke it now!!
And if we reely neeed themb Rheserch Grandts wel than “we” wil jist “Prindt Up” our Own munny and Use that!!! and donold Trump he “can” jist go Powned Sallt!!!!!
Uh-oh, now Joe’s collidge will have to declare the campus a Sanctuary State for research funds. Maybe they won’t have to print the money, though; they can always do, er, midnight requisitions on the neighboring homes, stores, and banks. Those are all havens of the Evil Rich, anyway, so they don’t have any claim on their money. Academics, however, do have rights to it.
The student soviet is looking into the feasibility of using money from Monopoly games.
A long thyme ago peeple wanted akademick freedumb… Wee are better than them.
Well look on the bright side. Now Mr Trump’s college grades and admission details are fair game because if the college officials say they are not free to talk they are admitting they have no freedom of speech and their funding will have to go!
I hadn’t even thought about this. It’s been a rough week for Joe. 🙂
It’s too bad he can’t read. But “Oy, Rodney” is too advanced for him.
Too bad, because it would be a major step forward towards reality, for him.
He could probably understand Constable Chumley, though.