I jist fowned out Today that the Collidge “it” “is” “on” Sumer Vacasion!! Wy didnt noboddy Tell me??? No wunder my Class Roombs thay “are” emty Halff “the” time!!
A lott of the Stodents in Superheroe Studdies thay are “stilll” on Campas and i amb kinda jellice becose wen Thay gradurate thay wil reely “Be” Super Herose!!!! In facked “thay” are awlreddy Practising fore it,, thay are tryying On thare Cosstombs and runing aruond “all over” the Campas beeing Super Herose! That”s one “of” thare Prefessers up thare in The pixture!!!
In Nothing Studdies witch is My majer we are ownly lerning “how To” be nothings! That “is” wy I amb jellice!! I wish weed get Cosstombs tooo,, i wood lyke a Nothing Cosstomb!!!!!
I wood lyke to be the kinda Super Heroe whoo flys and locks up Evry Boddy whoo thay is Not “a” Socile Jutstice Worrier;: i wood lock themb Up “in” “a” Jale at the bottum “of The” ocian!!! i wood ware a red Cape whith a pixture of Chay “on” it!!! Butt i gotta saye Nothing Studdies it is moar Fun then Superheroe Studdies,, we whach Cartoons and maike “things” Out “of” Play–Doh!!!! And i am goood “at” It!!!!!!
I feel cheated. When I was growing up, living in a fantasy world was discouraged for some reason. I wanna be a superhero two!!!
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Do you have something you can use for a cape?
No, I’m too poor to afford a cape. All I have is a worn out handkerchief. 🙂
Joe, give up nothing studies to be something studies. If anyone has super hero potential it is you. You are better than your professors! Rise up, Joe, and make the break – become Hercules or Apollo (you can look them up on a thing called the Internet).
Maybe Joe should practice being a super hero by jumping off a cliff.
That would be unfair to the ground at the base of the cliff. 🙂
Today’s Joe Collidge types are tomorrow’s Democrat presidential candidates.