Whel, whel, we has Cut “to” The Chace and our Stoodint Soviet we has voated To Ban Evry-thing heer “at” Collidge!!! Fore a hole weak, tooo!!
It Is “the” One Shure Whay “of” geting Ridd of Sistemmick Racism, yiu has got to Ban Evry-thing becose evry-Thing it Is Racist!!!! So strating rihght Nhow we “are” Baning Evry-thing–eeting, drink-ing, Goingto bed, geting up, Cloathes, noodity, tawking, Not Tawking, Frends, pryvit propperty, pubic propperty,, and aslo Enny-thing Else we “can” Thinck Of!!!!!!!!!!
This it Is hardar thann it loocks!!! Butt as our one Prefesser sayed,, This “heer it Is “the” Essints of Revvalusion!!”! This heer “it” Is the One Trooue whay of Fundamint Trans Fourmasion!!!!! And then we bannned her tooo!!!!
I addmit i hadded a Littal trubble “baning” my Self butt Afftir A Wile it becomed like Seckind Natcher to me!!!!
Ooops!! O schiff! i pubblished “this hear” Artycule befour i “cood” rememember to Ban It!!!!!
P,S.–I jist thinked of sumb-thing!!! How do “we” Ban banning??
I’m safe. I’ll just put on my Ray Bans. 🙂
Or as Don Lemon of CNN said it: “We’ll have to burn it all down.”
How to ban banning, indeed. And then, how to ban banning of banning. And then…..
Once again I’m reminded of the bird who flies around in an ever-decreasing spiral until it flies up its own fundament. This bird should be the emblem of the left.
I think you may have chanced upon a flaw in their thinking.
Thinking is not their strong suit. 🙂
Your satire is becoming more real each day
Ain’t that swell?
Scary actually…I don’t know what evangelism at college campuses looks like after this virus situation seeing how the Left has went down the deep end…