Yukkin’ it up from now on!
A brand-new mandate signed by “President” Jobydin and endorsed by Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will forbid writers and other artists “from showing any bad or sad things happening to Democrats,” according to a presidential adviser whose name may not be mentioned.
“From now on,” he cackled, “the Democratic Party will be The Happy Party! The American people will learn to associate it with feelings of joy, bliss, and euphoria. No more negativity allowed! No more criticism! And anyhow it’s a mandate, not a law–so don’t even think about getting it debated, let alone repealed.”
Supreme Court Chief Justice Bartholomew Roberts said the high court will not hear any cases involving The Happy Party mandate. “I mean, they will kill us if we piss them off,” he explained.
The mandate will apply to political advertising, said White House counsel John Silver. “Republicans will not be allowed to say anything bad about the Democratic candidates,” Silver said. “Hee, hee! That’ll tie their hands!”
Up Next: A mandate banning improper thoughts
That has to be an old picture because that is the real Biden, which looks different from the one we mostly see nowadays.
I expect it is. Maybe I ought to use a different picture. Thanks for the tip.
Oh that was no criticism on you! I’m only pointing out how he has changed his looks. ❤️
That’s okay! I think the picture I replaced it with works better.
I don’t know when that picture was from, but The Mummy had a lot more hair then and wasn’t wearing shades to hide what was left of his eyes.
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more mandates, eh? Yeah, good luck with that. I wouldn’t give a gnat’s eyebrow for any of their mandates. No time for such foolishness.
How about a mandate against mandates? Or is that what the Constitution is supposed to be for?
I don’t think you can find the word “mandate” in the Constitution.
The Big Tech monopoly already censors criticism of Democrat postitions.