Buried in the $3.5 trillion spending package that Democrats have been trying to move through Congress, we find $175 billion allocated for creating, within the Dept. of Justice, a new Division of Happy Funny-Ness charged with keeping America amused by jokes and riddles.
The division will be headed and staffed by members of a little-known branch of the Biden family, the Xi Jin Pings. Assistant Deputy Vice-Director Boo-Boo Biden has already composed several riddles for public distribution. Here are two examples.
Q: Why wasn’t the cowboy hungry?
A: Because he just ate.
And if you think that was a rolling-on-the-floor knee-slapper, get a load of this one–
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and something else? (This one doesn’t have an Answer yet. We presume Boo-Boo is still researching it.)
According to CNN News, all opposition to any aspect of the spending bill is racist and should be investigated by the FBI as soon as that agency can take time off from investigating parents who complain about their public schools’ curriculum.
they can stick it in their ear.
Hilarious! (See, the department is working already, even before it’s founded.)
I made a special post for your “Quiet Room” comment. Yeesh!
I tried the link in that post and it took me to a WordPress login page — a page I’ve never been able to get past, but I won’t get started now on my troubles with WordPress.
It worked okay when I tested it.
Just tested it again, and it was still okay.
Somehow our all-wise computers don’t seem very wise today.
Lee 2 answer to elephant. What is the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread. Do not know. In that case I will not send you for a loaf of bread. The second one is the deference between an elephant and a letter box. Do not know. In that case will not send you to post a letter.