The Division of Happy Funny-Ness?

The Economist on Twitter: "America's government wastes a heck of a lot of  money http://t.co/V9sFd1WzYv http://t.co/jDmNsydwmH"

Buried in the $3.5 trillion spending package that Democrats have been trying to move through Congress, we find $175 billion allocated for creating, within the Dept. of Justice, a new Division of Happy Funny-Ness charged with keeping America amused by jokes and riddles.

The division will be headed and staffed by members of a little-known branch of the Biden family, the Xi Jin Pings. Assistant Deputy Vice-Director Boo-Boo Biden has already composed several riddles for public distribution. Here are two examples.

Q: Why wasn’t the cowboy hungry?

A: Because he just ate.

And if you think that was a rolling-on-the-floor knee-slapper, get a load of this one–

Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and something else? (This one doesn’t have an Answer yet. We presume Boo-Boo is still researching it.)

According to CNN News, all opposition to any aspect of the spending bill is racist and should be investigated by the FBI as soon as that agency can take time off from investigating parents who complain about their public schools’ curriculum.

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 14 (‘Phony, Pandering, Condescending, and False’)

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Spend enough time covering the nooze these days, and you begin to wonder if anything is genuine. The degree of corruption already attained by the, uh, “Biden administration” is already legendary.

Phony, Pandering, Condescending, and False

Oh, their commitment to destroying our freedom and turning our country into a socialist hell-hole is genuine enough. Their ties to globalist tyranny are the real deal.

Meanwhile, we’re in an age of fake government, fake news, fake crimes, and fake victims…

 

FBI Wants You to Rat Out Your Neighbor

For the first time ever, the FBI has put up billboards exhorting the public to help them catch their prey.

The billboards read: “Seeking Information/ U.S. Capitol Violence/ Report Tips” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/outrageous-fbi-renting-billboards-around-country-pervert-reality-promote-democrat-lies-president-trump-supporters-violent/).

The Narrative, the Big Lie, is that the Jan. 6 protests in Washington, D.C., in which some protesters swarmed up the steps of the Capitol Building, are the only violent protests ever seen in America and constitute a direct assault on “Our Democracy” [This is why we need barf bags]. The much more violent riots, staged by Democrats all over the country, all throughout the year, were “mostly peaceful protests” for [I really need that bag!] “social justice.”

So, hey, if you’re cheesed off at your neighbor for any reason at all, the FBI has a handy-dandy number you can call to ruin his life. Who knows? If he had a Trump sign on his lawn, they may even disappear him.

Is it fair to point out that the FBI and “Justice” Dept. didn’t succeed in even indicting, let alone punishing, anyone for his or her role in the Russiagate hoax?

“Justice.” It’s a sin, what liberals do to perfectly respectable words.