Buried in the $3.5 trillion spending package that Democrats have been trying to move through Congress, we find $175 billion allocated for creating, within the Dept. of Justice, a new Division of Happy Funny-Ness charged with keeping America amused by jokes and riddles.
The division will be headed and staffed by members of a little-known branch of the Biden family, the Xi Jin Pings. Assistant Deputy Vice-Director Boo-Boo Biden has already composed several riddles for public distribution. Here are two examples.
Q: Why wasn’t the cowboy hungry?
A: Because he just ate.
And if you think that was a rolling-on-the-floor knee-slapper, get a load of this one–
Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and something else? (This one doesn’t have an Answer yet. We presume Boo-Boo is still researching it.)
According to CNN News, all opposition to any aspect of the spending bill is racist and should be investigated by the FBI as soon as that agency can take time off from investigating parents who complain about their public schools’ curriculum.
The Narrative, the Big Lie, is that the Jan. 6 protests in Washington, D.C., in which some protesters swarmed up the steps of the Capitol Building, are the only violent protests ever seen in America and constitute a direct assault on “Our Democracy” [This is why we need barf bags]. The much more violent riots, staged by Democrats all over the country, all throughout the year, were “mostly peaceful protests” for [I really need that bag!] “social justice.”
So, hey, if you’re cheesed off at your neighbor for any reason at all, the FBI has a handy-dandy number you can call to ruin his life. Who knows? If he had a Trump sign on his lawn, they may even disappear him.
Is it fair to point out that the FBI and “Justice” Dept. didn’t succeed in even indicting, let alone punishing, anyone for his or her role in the Russiagate hoax?
“Justice.” It’s a sin, what liberals do to perfectly respectable words.