Okay, here it is, the satire that I promised you. Welcome to Commieland!
See? Right there in the opening sentence, I spilled the beans. But I know that some people are going to believe it anyhow. I did try to make it as ridiculous as I could, while still maintaining a tenuous grasp on reality. But the nooze these days is so spectacularly awful, calling a theme park Commieland seems like something any public school board would be only too happy to do.
Oh–and have the FBI “investigate” us if we complain!
One of your best satires. Love it!
Commieland, I love it – can’t wait to protest it. I had better wear a big cross around my neck, and for added protection a garland of garlic. How about a ride in Commieland where you get to eat insects and weeds.
I’m sure they have that!
Good post