‘Welcome to Caitlin Middle School’ (2015)

I wrote this as an over-the-top satire seven years ago, and now it’s for all practical purposes literally true. I hate it when that happens.

Welcome to Caitlin Middle School

I didn’t understand this then and I sure as hell don’t understand it now. Why do people whom you’d swear were sane suddenly start babbling about pronouns and insist that boys are girls and girls are boys. I am very sure there’s an evil purpose behind it.

*Sigh* This is not as funny as it used to be.

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