We Find a Hero

My wife and I have discovered a British TV series, available on youtube at no charge, which we’re plumb crazy about: George Gently.

Veteran actor Martin Shaw plays Gently, a long-time London police detective who has moved to Durham in the north of England. His cases are tremendously difficult, demanding not only good police work but difficult moral judgments. He is lumbered with a callow young sergeant (Lee Ingleby) who has an awful lot to learn.

The thing that positively sends me about this series–which is still in production, by the way, after several years of great success–is the character of Gently himself. He is protective of the weak. His wife having been murdered by London gangsters, he has become, in his grief, not bitter but deeper, more sympathetic. He is rock-solid good: in fact, his London career came to a dead end because he never compromised, never bent the law, never permitted himself to be corrupted. And he is strong–morally and physically strong.

This is a very rare combination in a fictional character, these days. The fact that this show exists, and that many people watch it, tells me that the people of Great Britain have not yet forgotten what a real man is. They can still recognize one when they see him.

Let’s face it, Britain has pretty much gone to the dogs. But not yet entirely. There is still George Gently. Somebody out there still knows what a man’s supposed to be. And if ever this poor, fallen world needed real men, it’s now.

The show (we haven’t yet seen all the episodes) has no overt religious content. But to me the character of Gently seems profoundly Christian in all the best sense of the word. I wish I could ask Martin Shaw what, if anything, he’s learned from playing Gently. I think I’ve learned some valuable things from watching him.

Why Do We Crave Fantasy?

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Why do people read fantasy–or science fiction, romance, Westerns, or what have you?

For escape, of course.

Now the whole idea of escape is to go to a better place, from a worse. People don’t tunnel into prison camps. So the fantasy reader has always the desire to seek a better world, an imaginary world, and escape into it, if only for as long as it takes to read the book.

How are we able to imagine a world that seems better to us than the one we live in? If you imagine yourself in Tolkien‘s Middle-Earth, for instance, you have monsters and dragons to deal with, not to mention a terrible Dark Lord. But you don’t have politicians’ lies to listen to, enormous taxes sucked out of your paycheck, race hustlers, militant sodomy, squawking idiot liberal churchmen, or natural beauty spots torn down to make way for “smart growth.” You don’t have any of that. So you escape to Middle-Earth for a few hours and are all the better for it.

How is it, asks Puddleglum in C.S. LewisThe Silver Chair, that a few children playing a game can imagine a play-world that licks the supposed “real” world hollow?

Because the God who made us built into us an unfailing desire for something better.

Our worldly leaders, from Mao Tse-tung to Eliot “Love Client No. 9” Spitzer, are great fantasists. They promise us a better world, but can’t deliver. Our Science with one hand gives us air conditioning and youtube, but with the other gives us nerve gas and Darwinism. Our worldly philosophers give us what can only be described as dreck.

God gives us salvation and a promise to regenerate His whole creation, but many of us don’t seem very interested in that.

Tolkien said that Christianity is the one myth that is true. We should be hearing that from our theologians and our pastors, but in all too many cases, we don’t.

Never mind. We’ve got the Bible, and it tells us the truth. That’s where the thirsting fantasy writer found the water of life–because that’s where it is.

Review of Secret Fire: The Spiritual Vision of J.R.R. Tolkien

Secret Fire: The Spiritual Vision of J.R.R. Tolkien by Stratford Caldecott (Darton, Longman, & Todd Ltd., London, UK: 2003)

“He [Tolkien] created a body of work that is imbued with a profound wisdom-a wisdom that our civilization desperately needs-drawn very largely from the Catholic faith in which he was raised.”   Caldecott, p. 4

I was a sophomore in high school when the Tolkien craze hit America, back in the mid-1960s. I read The Lord of the Rings and fell into a passion to become a fantasy novelist. I had never imagined that such stories as this had ever been written. They set my brain on fire.

It took me some fifty years to achieve my dream, by God’s grace. I am a fantasy novelist, with real books in print, published by Chalcedon. I read the Bible every day, but every two years or so, I revisit Tolkien’s world of Middle-earth. His books have never lost their fascination for me. I dare to hope that God will bless my Bell Mountain novels and someday make them speak to their readers as Tolkien speaks to me.

Tolkien published only two novels in his lifetime, The Lord of the Rings and its predecessor, The Hobbit. What is it about these two books that has wrought so strongly upon my own imagination? And I’m not alone-their sales are in the many millions, worldwide.

This little book by Stratford Caldecott-director of the Chesterton Institute for Faith & Culture, Oxford-has at least some of the answer to that question.

First You Have to See It

C. S. Lewis, author of the Chronicles of Narnia, Mere Christianity, and many published meditations on Christian theology and themes, was one of Tolkien’s closest friends. Tolkien is widely credited with having converted Lewis, then an unbeliever, to the Christian faith (p. 11).

I didn’t read the Narnia books until much later in life; and when I did, their Christian message was, to me, quite obvious. Written for children, enjoyed by many adults, the Chronicles thinly disguise our Lord Jesus Christ as the great Lion, Aslan-who sang the world of Narnia into existence, died to save a sinner, and rose again from the dead to be revealed as the true king of all creation, forever. Some Christians do find these books unpalatable, pointing-as did Tolkien-to an overabundance of pagan influences. I can only answer that Lewis had a very long way to go, spiritually, before he was capable of writing Narnia. I’m sure he would have gone farther, had he lived longer.

But Tolkien’s message is not so obvious. In fact, his message has eluded many readers to whom The Lord of the Rings is just a slam-bang fantasy, nothing more. The Christianity which is the foundation of Middle-earth was not apparent to me until, frankly, other writers pointed it out to me. But now I can’t not see it!

If you haven’t seen it, either, Caldecott’s book will make it visible to you. He cites abundantly from Tolkien’s many published letters, in which Tolkien wrote candidly of his vision and his methods. For example, Tolkien wrote to a friend in 1953:

The Lord of the Rings is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision. That is why I have not put in, or have cut out, practically all references to anything like ‘religion,’ to cults or practices, in the imaginary world. For the religious element is absorbed into the story and the symbolism” (p. 50).

More Culture Rot: We Have Lost a Treasure

King Arthur, if he ever existed (scholars aren’t sure), lived and died some fifteen hundred years ago. After the Bible, his story was the story of the Western world. Before the invention of the printing press, King Arthur’s story had been translated into French, Italian, German, Icelandic, Spanish, Swedish, and Russian, and hand-copied into books all over Europe. By the middle of the 20th century, King Arthur had become the subject of prose, poetry, painting, sculpture, classical music, movies, television programs, toys, board games, a Broadway musical, and innumerable works of historical and literary scholarship. I even know of a housing development where the streets are named after his knights.

But now he has fallen on hard times.

Yesterday I quizzed a 13-year-old boy and his 38-year-old uncle–representing two different generations–as to what they knew about King Arthur. Writers are allowed to do things like this; it would be considered intrusive, coming from your plumber.

The boy first: “Tell me everything you know about King Arthur.”

“Uh… Was he a king of England or someplace? He had some involvement with the U.S.?”

He came up totally blank on the Round Table, Camelot, Merlin, Guinevere, and Sir Lancelot. He defined the Holy Grail as “a big cup with a lot of jewels on it, and if you drink from it, you live forever.” An interesting response, I’d say.

His uncle did a little better.

“King Arthur… Oh, yeah, with the Knights of the Round Table.” Merlin he identified as “a wizard,” but didn’t make the connection between Merlin and Arthur. He came up empty on Camelot, Guinevere, and Lancelot. “I think I might’ve heard that name, sometime, Sir Lancelot. But I don’t know anything about him.”

So for fifteen hundred years the story of King Arthur was told, and built upon, and retold, and decorated (sometimes almost beyond recognition): it even caught on in Japan.

And now it’s lost. This great treasure of our culture, buried under an avalanche of comic books–no more Prince Valiant comics, I regret to say–and video games, reality TV and truly benighted “music” that shrivels souls. After a millenium and a half, we’ve managed to erase it in a mere two generations. The story came out of one Dark Age to vanish into another.

I don’t believe that man evolved from apes. But a lot of people seem to be working very hard to make apes evolve from man.

 

Replacing King Arthur

I’ve been reading The Fall of Arthur, an unfinished epic poem by J.R.R. Tolkien. I’ll write a full review of it in due course, once I’ve found the answer to a key question.

Does King Arthur matter anymore? And, if so, why does he matter?

Part of the answer must be that, for a very long time, King Arthur served as a model for what a monarch–or any kind of leader–ought to be: just and temperate; strong and fearless; a protector of the weak; a mirror of all virtue. It’s very easy to fit George Washington into that tradition.

My question for the time being is: who are the models for the leaders that we have today? Certainly not King Arthur. Who or what has replaced King Arthur as the very image of a nation’s leader? After whom, or what, do our country’s current leaders pattern themselves?

A cageful of hungry rats? The inmates of the sex offenders’ wing at the state prison? Lenin? Mao Tse-tung? Dracula? Willie Sutton? Nero? The Music Man? Tapeworms?

If God ever sends angels to Washington, D.C., to find ten just men, you know what’s going to happen next.

 

You’ve Heard of Blind Guides, But This is Worse

Here in this little town, two miles across, with its eight churches, we find a trendy, high-end gift shop which is about to shift to a new location a few blocks up the street from its old one. To celebrate the occasion, the owners will hold a seminar on how to get in touch with “your animal spirit guide.”

Eight churches.

A hundred years ago most people who dabbled in this sort of malarkey proudly claimed a “Red Indian” spirit guide. Sic transit Chief Running Bear. I guess that has become Politically Incorrect. So now, when you want supernatural advice, you get a hamster or whatever. You might even be lucky enough, we are told, to discover that your Animal Spirit Guide is one of your own beloved pets that has passed on.

Eight churches.

The perpetrators of this business are not poor Haitian immigrants but well-to-do, college-educated, white women. They seem like very nice women. I have patronized their store for years, not knowing that they also offered tarot readings on the side. I am very sorry to learn that they wish to be guided by pagan fortune-telling cards and the spirits of animals.

Eight churches, by cracky.

What would be going on here if there were no churches?

Words of Warning

For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

–Proverbs 1:32

Is there any single verse in all the Bible that better describes what is happening to our poor, fallen country?

You would think no self-respecting nation would ever hold hearings in a state house for men dressed up as women to demand the legal “right” to use women’s public lavatories. And it’s true: no self-respecting people would dream of doing that. But we Americans have abandoned self-respect, so nowadays this scene, and many others like it, is played out all the time.

Why does our representative government represent not us, but various groups of villains who prey on us? No illegal alien drug dealer, no militant sodomite, no hip-hop gangsta, no shari’a freak, no atheist ever wants for representation at any level of the government. Hence a Massachusetts State House thronged with ugly men done up as women and hideous women done up as men, and representatives elected by supposedly normal people all vying with one another to champion these aberrant characters.

If you want anyone in government to listen to you these days, you’d better leave the country, change your name, and sneak back in illegally. Or commit some other crime. Then you’ll be eagerly represented.

We Americans are used to peace, prosperity, and easy living. This has turned us into simpletons and fools. And that’s why we have a government suited to the management of simpletons and fools.

Some Things I Do Not Miss

Miller dinosaurs–I’ll always love ’em!

I’m prone to nostalgia, and there are many things I miss–like drive-in movies, wax dinosaurs by the Miller Company, half a shelf-full of Andre Norton at the library, the Constitution… But there are also things I don’t miss. True, our culture deteriorates steadily, and its overall condition was better in the past than it is now. Still, here are a few relics which I hope never come back.

1. Jeans commercials. I still break out in a cold sweat if I think I hear You’ve got the look… This was back in the 1970s, and they got chumps to pay exorbitant prices for a pair of jeans, thinking it would make them hip or sexy. The ads generally featured a really skinny couple ogling each other like a pair of gargoyles. One brand was advertised as “dangerous.” Feh!

2. Tony Orlando and Dawn singing “Tie a Yellow Ribbon.” I am well aware that we have music today that makes this piece sound like a Bach cantata. But it struck me as pretty horrible at the time, and it strikes me as pretty horrible now.

3. Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuco. This pair of schlubs rose to prominence a couple decades ago with their vomit-inducing story of sex among hideous orang-utans. Stupid gavone gets involved with idiot young floozy, who shoots his wife so she can have him all to herself… yechh! This case generated I dunno how many made-for-TV movies, plus whole books and an infinity of newspaper and magazine articles. If it ever came back, it would probably cause the end of the world.

4. Hippies. All right, they haven’t really gone away. They grew up to become the Democrat Party and trash the country. So they’re much more harmful now than they ever were. Still, it was mostly the hippie movement that made the 1960s the decade in which America began irretrievably to roll off the cliff. If you are unfamiliar with hippies because you’re too young, just imagine a bunch of Occupy Wall Street-ers who are too lazy to start a riot.

5. “Scientific proof” that you should buy the sponsor’s product. Guys in lab coats with charts showing “the valley of fatigue” and demonstrating the “nasograph.” True, this kind of thing was vastly more harmless than “scientific proof”–that is, false data–that the earth is warming and we’d better give the government huge, undreamed-of powers, plus all our money, so schmucks like Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and that golem in the White House can save us from “climate change.”

That’s enough from me. I’m sure you can think of a few cultural icons you rejoice to see no more. Don’t be bashful–tell us about them.

‘The Fugitive Prince’ on Kindle

OK, now you can beat those crazy international shipping fees. Readers in Canada, the UK, Australia, and everywhere else–The Fugitive Prince is now available on Kindle from amazon.com.

We’re still at work updating the book’s page on this site, so if you want it, go directly to the amazon.com website. You will save an enormous amount of money on shipping.

Soon we hope to have the entire Bell Mountain series on Barnes & Noble Nook as well as amazon’s Kindle.

The clay tablet cuneiform version has been delayed indefinitely.

Where Are the Children?

I was well enough to go on errands this morning, which took us up and down the county. I kept my eye out for children at play on a nice summer day.

Sort of like trying to spot the ivory-billed woodpecker.

Hey, this isn’t funny anymore–what have they done with all the children? No kids playing in the parks, or on the residential streets, or in the big back yards (all those swings and sliding-boards and see-saws going to waste). I did see maybe four or five very small children, all told, but I didn’t count them because they were with their mothers.

I was looking for free-range children riding bikes, playing ball, pitching horseshoes, messing around in the creeks, or just hanging out together without some adult breathing down their necks to make sure they follow the program. I couldn’t find any. Aside from the rare, lone adult pedestrian, the only sign of human life was people in cars. A visitor from another planet might mistake the car for a life-support system.

This ain’t natural, folks. I dread to contemplate a future inhabited by a generation whose every thought has been spoon-fed to it by someone else. Morlocks and Eloi, brethren. Morlocks and Eloi. God, save us.