This Great Dane is big enough to carry Fay Wray up the Empire State Building…and he wants the bed. And the cat on the bed says, “So what?” I’m ten times bigger than the cat and I’m already out of there. Where do cats get so much aplomb? (I’ve waited years to use that word.)
This puppy resembles a cute caterpillar that makes funny noises. He follows the cats all around the room, seeking attention. The only cat that pays him any attention has most of her hair cut off. This should teach us something, but I don’t know what.
I’m going to be in trouble with the dogs’ union, with a video of dogs showing abject submission to cats. Maybe I can massage it to accentuate the dogs’ admirable patience and stoicism. Otherwise it’s back to lizard videos.
Why do dogs let themselves be buffaloed by cats? (There’s something very wrong with that sentence, but I can’t tell you what it is.) Millions of people have observed this behavior. No one has explained it. Some guy named Sam Katz said he could, but I never bought his theory.
You’ve got to love these cats! The puppies insist on annoying them, but do the cats lose their tempers? Do the pups get hurt? No and no! How do cats know not to cut loose on little dogs who want to play?
Domestication does funny things. This adorable kitten’s two best friends are full-grown dogs. You’d think they’d eat him; but as you’ll see, the kitten grows into a cat but the friendships are unchanged. Maybe we ought to domesticate people, too.
Dogs and cats don’t have to be at odds. I knew a cat who used to open the refrigerator to feed the human’s supper to the dog. You couldn’t get a turtle to do that, and a mouse would be willing, but too small.
They’ll probably wind up being friends for the rest of their lives; but for the time being, the puppy wants to rough-house and eventually the kitten is compelled to play along. Good thing there’s an adult dog on hand to supervise.
The cat already has two nursing kittens. Will she adopt a puppy?
Well, of course she will! Right off the bat, too. And they said that business with Romulus and Remus and the she-wolf couldn’t happen…
Dog wants his bed; but a fearless kitten already has it and isn’t about to move. Being a golden retriever, the dog doesn’t just eat the kitten and forget it. But he wants that bed! Can they resolve this conflict? Stay tuned.