While I was out getting our anniversary dinner, some celebrity endorsements for my books came in. I’d like to share the highlights with you… anticipating that my publisher won’t want to use them as cover copy.
“Blimey! ‘E’s a right corker!” –Queen Elizabeth I
“When people weren’t trying to kill me, I was reading Bell Mountain.” –Elfego Baca
“Cellar Beneath the Cellar’s gonna be a classic: I have a hunch!” –Nostradamus
“I’ve read ’em all!” –Marco Polo
“These are quite simply the best!” –Violet Crepuscular
I could go on, but I don’t want to brag. Besides, I’ve got to round up a cat video.