What are they doing to college students, anyway, that makes them think they see KKK members crouching behind every mailbox?
Are college students just preternaturally stupid, or have their teachers tampered with them, to make them so?
When was the last time you saw someone in Ku Klux Klan regalia hiding out in chem lab? Because of course, if some guy from the Klan was up to no good, he’d want to sneak around in his somewhat eye-catching costume, for everyone to see…
Gimme a break.
One of the reasons that the costliest education system in human history is the costliest education system in human history is because virtually everyone has to go to college.
But before you can get into college, you have to pass the Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SATs). The purpose of these tests is to get as many people into college as possible.
What ho! Some of the contents of the 2021 SATs, being prepared just now, have been leaked to me! Here’s a sample from the Science SAT.
Identify this North American animal.
A) Japanese giant salamander B) Daddy long-legs C) Bighorn sheep D) Submarine sandwich E) Hey, wait a minute! That’s me!
The correct answer, of course, is E, “That’s me!” This is what the colleges are looking for. This is the engine that will drive America through the 21st century. At least that’s what they say, and it sounds wise.
Someday everyone in America will be in college for as long as they live. At least that seems to be the plan.