‘More Festival of Idiocy’ (2017)

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Robert Lee: does he look like a Confederate general to you?

The jidrools at ESPN took a broadcaster off the air because his name was Robert Lee. Presumably they knew what his name was when they hired him. Mr. Lee is Chinese-American. Lee is a very common Chinese surname. And how many Roberts are there in America?

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But suddenly they had a problem! Oh, no! Like, the guy’s name is Robert Lee! Just like in the Civil War! We can’t have him on the air! He fought for slavery! Good thing we caught it in time.

First they’ll make us stupid; then they’ll make us extinct.

Problem Solved! We Can Rename ALL The Schools!

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Man, we are between a rock and a hard place!

We want to name our public schools after famous people; but now Reuters tells us that scads of today’s most important people had ancestors who owned slaves! Every living president–including Obama!

And if they didn’t own slaves–well, they were still bad! That’s why California wants to rename so many of its public schools. It’s how they “confront and interrupt racism.”

(Who was that asking for a barf bag? You’ll find them in a box by the door.)

Ah–but take a closer look!

Who’s the only living president who has no slave owners in his family tree? Whose ancestors did not rob Native Americans of their land? Who’s the only living president who’s fit to have a public building named after him?

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Donald J. Trump–that’s who!

We solve the problem by renaming every public school for Donald Trump. What could be easier? Throw in a few libraries, too.

Who said this was hard?

Wipe Out History: Rename Sacramento Schools

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Kit Carson, circa 1850–boo! hiss!

*Sigh* When will Far Left Crazy decide they’ve lopped off enough of our history? And what will be left of it by then?

Now they want to rename three public schools in Sacramento because the three historical figures they were named for… well, they’re white men, ya see, and the things they stood for in the early 19th century, they’re not the things we stand for today (https://californiaglobe.com/articles/ignorant-cancel-culture-comes-for-3-sacramento-city-schools/).

California was never a state where slavery was allowed, although that doesn’t stop Democrats from demanding astronomical “reparations” paid to people who have not been slaves. BUT! White folks took the Native Americans’ land! Folks like John Sutter, whose discovery of gold started the Gold Rush; Peter Burnett, the first governor of California, whose sin was not being Gavin Newsom; and Kit Carson, famous as a cavalry scout and explorer. ALL THREE MUST BE ERASED! CAST INTO THE OUTER DARKNESS! Because…

The naming of schools “must align with the District’s mission and vision.” Yeah? What’s that? Silly! Of course it’s their “commitment to confront and interrupt racism.” Who cares if they never learn to read? Math, shmath! We’re here to confront racism!”

By stirring up more racism. By fomenting racial fear and hatred.

That’s their mission. That’s their vision.

No one worth a damn would even want one of those schools named after him.