
Doubtless pondering another thorny problem of theology
Among Democrats who like to call themselves Republicans, there was no greater light in 2015 than John Kasich, the RINO from Ohio.
And he succeeded where everyone else has failed for thousands of years!
How do you get everybody into Heaven?
You get the government to do it!
If your tax money has gone to any government agency or program that has, uh, “helped” anyone… well, you’re in! They can’t keep you out of heaven.
And to think we had to rely on Jesus Christ!