Cat & Guinea Pigs: Nap? What Nap?

My allergies are absolutely killing me today, I don’t know how I got anything done at all, and this is one of my favorite videos, so enjoy it.

The cat wants a nap. The guinea pigs want to play. There is no meeting of the minds.

Now I’ve Seen Everything: Dog & Guinea Pig

Betcha you’ve never seen this before.

The nice lady in the video is taking her dog for a walk. And her guinea pig, too. The dog has a leash. The guinea pig doesn’t. The neighborhood features some really fancy buildings. Maybe palaces.

I never heard of taking your guinea pig for a walk. Then again, my iguana almost did a dog food commercial…

An Extravagance of Guinea Pigs

I’ve never had a pet guinea pig, but they do look like fun.

Guinea pigs were first discovered by Julius Caesar, who lived in deadly fear of them.

The rest of us can sit back and enjoy the video.

Guinea Pigs Consumed by Zoomies

I’m falling in love with guinea pigs. I can’t help it. What’s going on in their minds, when they run around like this? What would make a couple of human beings behave like that?

Exciting False Fact! A guinea pig named “Dr. Edwards” taught Superhero Studies for three years before the college caught on to him. It is believed he shredded final exam papers to make nests.

Guinea Pig Zoomies

We’ve seen zoomies performed by dogs, cats, and rabbits. Do guinea pigs do it, too?

But of course!

Astounding False Fact: Vikings from New Jersey were the first to discover North America. Since then, New Jersey has been closely linked to North America.

Unexplained Paranormal Guinea Pigs

As you can see by the headline, I am still experimenting with key words. Which are the ones that act as magic words? Really cool simple tricks that will make you irresistible to lots of genders. How did that get in there? Oh, fap.

Meanwhile, enjoy the cute guinea pigs. Do guinea pigs ever saunter, stroll, or amble?

Here’s hoping their high spirits are contagious. Grab yourself a handful of lettuce and run around the living room.

Village of the Guinea Pigs

Wow. Somebody loved his or her guinea pigs enough to build this whole cardboard village for them. It certainly seems to keep them stimulated. I used to have a nice lizard habitat, but it would’ve made poor video: lizards do a lot of just sitting around doing nothing. And when it comes to funny noises, guinea pigs have got them beat by a mile.

Guinea Pig See, Guinea Pig Do

The human won’t walk on the bare floor–so the guinea pigs won’t either. You don’t think of guinea pigs as particularly athletic animals, but how hard can it be to jump six inches from one rug to another? All right, a tortoise couldn’t do it. Quibbler!

Cat Harassed by… Guinea Pigs?

I’m sorry, I know I’ve posted this before, but I can’t help it–this cracks me up every time I see it. The cat wants to take a nap: good luck with that. The guinea pigs want to play and they are not going to let him snooze.

How do they know he isn’t going to eat them?

Meanwhile, the smaller of the guinea pigs plays jump-rope with the cat’s tail.

A Guinea Pig Train?

Well, that’s what they’re calling it–a guinea pig train. It looks like they’ve been trained to do this as a prelude to dinnertime. I’ve never had a guinea pig, but I always got the impression they could learn a lot of tricks. And there’s something very appealing about them, don’t you think?