idiotic intellectuals

I went to my famply’s house for Thansgiving. They such dum peple! So i ask why thay prayin, becose God he dont exhist and its jist stopid to say prairs to him and then my sister she started cryin, she is such a idjit, and i pashently tryin to explane there isnt no god and finely my Dad he puls me off my chare and push me out the dore. That is how jellous they can be. Thats one thing yiu find out reel quiwk when yuo go to Collidge and becom a interllectural, that regulur dum peple dont like it that yiu are smarter then them.

Wel i was prety hungry so i go back to my prefessers houss but he wuld not invight me in to have diner with him and his freinds. He have tought us that Thansgiving is a wite supracist holliday al abuot opressing the Nattive Amerikans and bringin in all that christin and Captillist stuf that has made the hole world bad. Thansgiving is amlost as bad as Collumpus Day, thats what he sais.

But i gesse he culd see i was reel, reel hunkry he fellt sory for me and he sais, Here, “yiu can have this old sweater” I was goin to throe it out “but yiu can ete it insted.” in case yuo dont kno, i am in a exspearmint, trying to get wimmims femail cromasoames but they shot me up with this moth stuff, i think it’s Hormoans, and it done som funny things to my apetight and i got to ware a hatt al the time or else peple make fun of my moth-antenners growin out of my head! So i had the sweatter, it wasnt bad with ketchup on it.

Bussy week! Its Campas Sex Week and their is peple from Planed Parinthood here to teacht us how to do things yiu nevver thohgjt of doing. I was goin to hook up with thiss reel hot girl and she keep saying, Why “you got that stopid hat” on, Take it off, and then al of a suddin she yankd it rihgjt off my head and she run away screamin becose of them moth-antenners that growin out my fourhead. I dint even have time to explane to her that this is onely from the expearmint, trying to chang my cromasoames from mail to femail and i gess it isnt working tooo good. So that was my Sex Week and yestredday i cought mysself chewing on a pare of sox. I hope they not putin too much moth stuff in me.

And yestreday also we al marched and pro tested for free collidge! with free tution! and no more stodent dept! and aslo the miminim wage shoud ouhgjt to be 50$ a hour. Or may be it was 15$ a hore, i cant rememember wich. Wen Hillery is presdint thear wil be freee tution for everbotty.

I am come hear today becose that guy who rites this blogg, he make me mad, he is so jellous becuse he is not a interllectural like us who now in collidge. So he sais lots of hat speech aginst collidge and interllecturals and somday it wil be aginst the law to say stuff like that, he better wach out. Like, cant he reed the email on the wall?? Most everbotty now thinks ther shuld only be freedem of speech to say good things that mak us feel good and not speech that is hatful and bad and hurts my feelers. Thats were this contry is heded and i say its abuot time!!

Wel now i got to get to Gender Studies lectur, my prefesser he wil fix me good if I missed it. And then I think i seen a old sweatter hangin up somwher and I gess i wil have lunch!