‘This Is Ridiculous, Even For The New York Times’ (2020)

Château Lafite-Rothschild 1983

A steal at 1,100 bucks a bottle!

Oh, fap! as Major Hoople would say.

Back when we had INCOME EQUALITY, everyone in the world could afford fine wines, first-edition literary classics, luxury cars, and beachfront mansions with lots of servants, all of whom have their own BMWs and beachfront mansions, and in turn their own servants who in turn have their luxury cars and private jets– [pause to hyperventilate]

This Is Ridiculous, Even for the New York Times

Hey, New York Times! What are you doing to create Income Equality wherever the sun shines? And if you’ve been busy at it, how come we ain’t got it yet?

Exasperatingly stupid… and overpaid to boot!

How to Achieve Income Equality

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Liberals are still crying crocodile tears over “Income Inequality.” Thanks to Income Inequality, blubbered the New York Times recently, you’ll never be able to drink the great wines.

Well, obviously what they want is “Income Equality“–everybody has the same income. Right then and there you know it’s poop. But if there were such thing as Income Equality, how would society achieve it? Always presuming the whole thing wouldn’t blow up into a war of all against all before the train even left the station. But in the absence of near-instantaneous chaos, how would you achieve Income Equality?

*Take money from The Rich and redistribute it. [Four-minute laugh break] If you think anyone will ever get their hands on any of Al Gore’s, the Clintons’, John Kerry’s, or Hollywood’s money, you are without brain function.

*Ask the super-rich (see above) to give away big chunks of their money to The Poor. Yeah, that’ll work.

When does my income get to equal Nancy Pelosi’s?

*Ooh-ooh! Simply print up lots and lots more money and hand it out to people until everyone’s a millionaire! And watch the price of a six-pack of Hebrew National hot dogs shoot up to $600.

*Let the government set the prices for every good and service known to the economy. So, like, charge a Rich guy $400 for a haircut but a Poor guy would only have to pay $4 for the same haircut. And watch the barber’s business fold. Another empty storefront!

Catch my drift? There is no way of achieving Income Equality. It’s a fantasy. The ways that have actually been tried never came close to working, and always did more harm than good.

And for Joe Biden to be yammering about Income Inequality, when he and his whole family have gotten disgustingly wealthy by selling government favors to foreign interests, some of them more than a little unfriendly to our country–how do we stand it? Is there any limit to our toleration?

‘The Ideology of Stupid’ (2013)

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If everybody’s poor, then everybody’s equal!

Leftism is the philosophical and political expression of Original Sin, so we’ll have to wait for the Lord Himself to get rid of it. But while we’re waiting, we ought to get rid of the Democrat Party. That’s one piece of leftism that we could consign to history, if we put our minds to it.

The Ideology of Stupid

The Biden campaign has yet to come out strong for “a solution to income inequality,” but they will, they will. It’s all moonshine and false promises that they won’t even try to keep; but that’s why they like it.

‘The Ideology of Stupid’ (2013)

I’m still waiting for them to show me how they’re going to make my income equal to Nancy Pelosi’s.

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