insane gas prices – Lee Duigon

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One more week to Labor Day–and then in the nooze media it’ll be all politics, all the time.

Here is some of the twaddle you’re likely to hear.

*”With me in office the crime rate didn’t increase as much as it did last month! It only increased a bit, well short of 50%. We are very far from everybody being a criminal!”

*”We brought gas prices down!” (By doubling them to over $5 a gallon, then shaving off a few pennies to bring it under $5. Magic!) [P.S.–They’re actually using this one.]

*”Your FBI is not a Democrat goon squad!” Tell us another.

*”Only we can protect you from monkeypox!” Or whatever other germ happens to be in vogue. Cough up those freedoms, everybody.

*”We only hired 87,000 new IRS agents to serve you better!”

*”Vote-by-Mail is a completely honest and reliable system.”

Oops, I have to stop. I am informed that that last one actually caused several readers to fall out of their chairs.

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Never mind that the damned fools shut down the Keystone Pipeline and stopped granting oil leases. According to one of President SloJo’s “advisers,” one Brian Deese, it’s worth it to pay ridiculously high gas prices that you can’t afford… in order to protect the “Liberal World Order” (https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-liberal-world-order-gas-oil-prices-brian-deese-viral-video-cnn-1720878). And anyhow it’s all Putin’s fault!

Deese has been getting a lot of rotten tomatoes thrown at him, and he deserves it, for saying that. Pay that $5 a gallon–or more, much more!–for “as long as it takes” to show Putin who’s boss, etc. Pipeline, schmeitline.

But don’t worry: Deese says The Regime is doing “everything in its power to blunt those price increases and bring those prices down.”

Everything but re-opening the pipeline!

Noozeweak laughs it all off as “a conspiracy theory that stipulates a secretive globalist authority [that] is seeking to control the world under a totalitarian regime…”

Secretive? They’re doing it right out in the open, and bragging about it. Deese: “This is about the future of the Liberal World Order and we have to stand firm.” “Splat!” goes another rotten tomato.

Sunshine, we don’t want any “world order” that you and your globalist playmates might devise!

May the Lord of hosts cut you down.