Kanye West – Lee Duigon

Why Kanye West should not be President of the United States - Todayville Calgary

Hold everything! The nooze has just taken an unexpected turn.

Free American Press (FAP) has called the 2020 presidential election for rapper Kanye West.

I think that means Kim Kardashian gets to be First Lady.

FAP has announced that its computers, upon completion of recent updates, recorded 91.2 million votes for the rapper, including virtually unanimous votes in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Arizona. Guam also came out strong for West.

“He is now President-Elect Kanye West,” FAP reports, “and will have to set up an Office of the President-Elect.”

FAP is also counting votes for William P. McScrod, no political affiliation, who has not yet been informed of his write-in-mail-in candidacy. “We are still trying to locate him,” said a source in FAP. “No one seems to know where he lives; but the record shows he voted this year in both Delaware and New Jersey. So at least he’s real!”

Image result for images of kanye west

Celebrities, most of whom I never heard of, are going postal over rap star Kanye West’s embrace of President Donald Trump (http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/04/26/celebs-attack-kanye-west-pro-trump-tweets-complete-freaking-lunatic/).

They think he’s crazy. West called on his audience to “reject groupthink” and declared, on Twitter, “We have the right to independent thought.” This inspired lots of cursing and name-calling from the Loving Left. One of his fellow rap stars accused him of acting white. None of the celebrities said he had a right to his opinion. You only have a right to have Rosie O’Donnell’s opinion.

Mr. West was hospitalized last year for exhaustion and sleep deprivation. He was keeping himself too busy. Count on the celebrities to use that against him.

It would, of course, be sheer disaster if people stopped thinking of themselves as members of Democrat client groups and started thinking of themselves as individuals instead. If they ever started making up their own minds, liberalism would be out of business in a heartbeat.

If Kanye West can make that happen, he belongs on Mount Rushmore.