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More Democracy! REPRINT

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All Star Game Ballots

From September 1, 2021

 

The Blue State Fund for Unity has announced a new plan to make America’s national elections more Democratic… er, I mean “democratic.”

“We got the idea from the way they used to vote for the baseball All-Star game years ago, before computers,” said BSFU Commissar Royce Squeegee: “Grab as many ballots as you can and stay up all night filling ’em out–a great way to get your favorite players onto the team! Even better than the way they voted this year, on line.”

So what is the new idea?

“Phone-in voting!” burbled Squeegee. “Even better than mail-in voting, because we won’t need drop boxes. Anybody with a cell phone can call in as many votes as he wants! What could be more democracy than that?”

California is in line, he said, to be the first state to demonstrate the ineffable desirability of phone-in voting. “Once we overwhelmingly vote Gavin Newsom back into the governor’s mansion, the whole country will follow. I tell ya, blue state governors are already licking their chops over this!

“And if you don’t have a cell phone,” he added, “the Democratic Party will give you one–free! Along with another COVID vaccination, just to sweeten the pot.”

Squeegee rejected the argument that this will lead to bogus elections with millions of more votes than voters. “There’s no such thing as too much voting!” he howled. “We ran a computer simulation that showed 700 million votes for President Biden.

“This is a fundamental transformation to top ’em all!”

‘Whoa! You Missed a Step!’ (My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 12)

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“Science” and politics work the same way, nowadays: announce your goal, omit whatever steps were supposed to get you there, and when the time is right, jump out of your bathtub and shout “Eureka!”

“Whoa! You Missed a Step!”

You’ve got to know, don’t you, that Democrats and globalists are just itching for another Pandemic–and if one doesn’t come along in time, they’ll create one–so they can lock us down again and subject our 2024 elections to the old Vote-by-Mail trick.

Why they say “Follow the science,” that’s your cue to skedaddle.

‘What? 30 Million Killed by Virus?’ (2020)

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Worse than the Great Plague! Bring on the mail-in ballots

The thing to remember here is that as they did it in 2020, they’ll do it again in 2024–a nice big panic, lockdowns, ballot drop boxes, and mail-in voting–and surprise! Another Democrat victory.

What? 30 Million Killed by Virus?

Here’s the kind of panic porn they were trotting out three years ago. “Thirty million dead with COVID!” And it was pure fear-mongering. It was not true. Its entire purpose was political.

How else do you get a monkey like Joe Biden into the White House?

Are we prepared to say “No, no, no!” this time?

‘Why We Need Mandates’ (2020)

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“It is the duty of the people to obey the government!”  –Liberal precept

Actually, liberals kinda liked all those COVID mandates–wear masks everywhere, “social distancing,” empty shelves, and, best of all, mail-in voting!

Why We Need Mandates

As we speak, Democrats are on the prowl for another New Disease you never heard of so they can shut us down again in time for Election Day 2024. But don’t worry, we’ll still have our presidential election! Mail-in ballots, the “Open, Sesame” of voter fraud and stolen, crooked elections. Wow! Biden re-elected! Those last four years were just great!

Are they really, truly, going to get away with that again?

It’s About Time Someone Said This

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A New York Superior Court judge has ruled that keeping mail-in voting in place because of COVID-19 fears, is unconstitutional (https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/ny-republicans-score-win-in-legal-wager-against-absentee-voting/). In fact, said the judge, this policy strands citizens “in an Orwellian perpetual state of health emergency… cloaked in a veneer of voter enfranchisement.”

The judge ordered local election boards to stop counting such absentee ballots.

Boy, was this ever overdue!

In 2019 it was measles, but that didn’t fly. In 2020 it was the gift from Hades, the Chinese Wuhan Death Virus, and they were off to the races with the lockdowns and the mail-in voting. In 2022 they tried it with monkey pox, but by then the people weren’t buying.

Much has been done, this time around, to make it harder to cheat. But it has not been made impossible to cheat. Mail-in voting and drop boxes were open invitations to electoral fraud in 2020.

Ooh-ooh-ooh! You are an Election Denier!

The 2020 election? Damned right I deny it. Me and several tens of millions of others.

Going Postal?

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THE MAIL TRUCK BLEW UP IN OUR FRONT YARD! 😱 - YouTube

Oops! Another mail truck bites the dust.

I’m having a hard time getting untracked today, so please bear with me.

I went to the post office this morning to buy a padded mailer so I could send Ina her prizes. There weren’t any mailers on the rack, so I asked if they had any in the back.

“What you see is what we’ve got,” said the clerk.

“But I don’t see anything!”

“We’re waiting for supplies.”

Yeah! Mail-in voting! Never again worry that we might somehow have an honest national election! Just leave lit to the Postal Service!

Oh… My friend Susan noticed that her mail carrier was desperately hot and sweaty. “Isn’t your truck air conditioned?” she asked.

He told her the tale. They were all set to air-condition their vehicles when Joe Biden got… um, “elected.” Air conditioning canceled! Instead, they’ll wait until the entire postal fleet is replaced by Electric Vehicles–’cause ‘lectric cars get their ‘lectricity out of thin air and don’t use any fossil fuels! And they Save The Planet! Everybody knows that!

Waiting for supplies… I wonder if they might develop a cargo cult.

Stop the Presses! (It’s Kanye!)

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Hold everything! The nooze has just taken an unexpected turn.

Free American Press (FAP) has called the 2020 presidential election for rapper Kanye West.

I think that means Kim Kardashian gets to be First Lady.

FAP has announced that its computers, upon completion of recent updates, recorded 91.2 million votes for the rapper, including virtually unanimous votes in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Arizona. Guam also came out strong for West.

“He is now President-Elect Kanye West,” FAP reports, “and will have to set up an Office of the President-Elect.”

FAP is also counting votes for William P. McScrod, no political affiliation, who has not yet been informed of his write-in-mail-in candidacy. “We are still trying to locate him,” said a source in FAP. “No one seems to know where he lives; but the record shows he voted this year in both Delaware and New Jersey. So at least he’s real!”

 

We’ll Vote a Day Early

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We want to deliver our Official Mail-In Ballots today to the Secure Drop Box at the police station.

Each ballot came with several pages’ worth of instructions, which is probably enough to put off key elements of the Democrat voter base. Maybe they’ve outsmarted themselves this time, insisting on a vote by mail instead of in person, like it’s always been done. But they wished to sacrifice this election to their idol, Great Covid–and they’re counting on voter fraud to boost them back into power.

And then we can watch them murder our country.

If you have any intention of voting for any Democrat this year, please have the decency to sit out this election.

O Lord Our God! Deliver our country, once again, out of the hands of the ungodly and the wicked. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

Question!

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As the COVID-19 panic goes on and on and on, one question remains to which I’ve never heard an answer.

What is so uniquely deadly about this disease that it justified the unprecedented step of shutting down our national economy and forcing everybody into face masks?

Okay, we started out with computer models, now known to be chock-full of errors, that predicted that at least 2 million of us were going to die. When that turned out to be untrue, our leaders continued the policies based on those models. Here we are, carrying on like this was the Black Death revisited–and it’s not true. So why are we still wearing masks? Why are we still counting it as a COVID-19 death if a window-washer falls off his scaffold and goes splat on the sidewalk?

And why are we using the virus as a reason to debauch our national elections with problematic, and very likely dishonest, mail-in voting? Are we going to do this, from now on, whenever a new strain of flu comes along?

This must never happen again; and governors and mayors who used COVID-19 as an excuse to behave like Third World dictators must be held to account.

28 Million Mail-In Ballots… Missing

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(Thanks to Susan for the news tip)

Cal Thomas: 28 Million Mail-In Ballots Have Gone Missing - 2020 Is Too Important To Mail In

We deliver elections, too!

Let’s shake the cornucopia of bad and discouraging nooze and see which rotten apple falls out first. Ah, here we go! 28 million reasons why we should not have mail-in voting.

Cal Thomas: Did You Know 28 Million Mail-In Ballots Have Gone Missing?

Cal Thomas, writing in the Western Journal, says he voted by mail twice–because the Post Office couldn’t find his first ballot and so sent him another one… and of course the first ballot showed up after the second was received. “Multiply my experience by 100 million… and the problem should be obvious,” he said. Better make that “screaming obvious.”

In Nevada alone, almost a quarter million mail-in ballots had to be thrown out because they had an incorrect address. The Post Office reports that 28 million, nationally, have gone astray during the past decade. 28 million.

And we’re not even talking purposeful fraud. Mail-in voting gets down on its knees and begs for fraud. Democrats will be only too happy to oblige.

Look, if it’s too much trouble to go down to the polls and vote in person, then don’t vote. Too many people vote in our elections, anyway.

It’s not that hard to wreck a country. It’s been done a great many times in history. It’s being done now, to ours. By liberals.

Don’t let them do it.