‘Keep Your Loved Ones Sort of Alive Forever’ (2015)

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Here’s an icky idea that came out a few years ago and today makes me wonder if they haven’t already done this with certain of our politicians.

Keep Your Loved Ones Sort of Alive Forever

Yeah! Who needs a seance, when you can recreate somebody as the sum total of his lifetime’s worth of comments on the social media? You are what you tweet.

One thing’s for sure: if you bored people while you were alive, this way, you’ll bore them but good after you’re dead.

Has anybody checked to see whether Joe Biden can fog a mirror?

 

‘Are You Sure You’re Really Dead?’

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(Miracle Max from “The Princess Bride”)

The world’s on fire, Western civilization is being murdered inch by inch–and scientists as the University of Southampton (UK) claim to have proof of life after death ( http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/670781/There-IS-life-after-DEATH-Scientists-reveal-shock-findings-from-groundbreaking-study ).

How did they get that proof?

Well, um, they asked people.

And they found, they say, that “awareness” continues for up to three minutes after someone is pronounced dead, as opposed to the 30 seconds or so that had always been assumed. Some 40% of the patients interviewed, it is said, recalled some form of awareness after someone said, “Yep, he’s dead, all right!”

Well then, he wasn’t really dead, was he? Not if he’s chatting about it afterward.

Ah, science… Do they really think we need them to “prove” or disprove what the Bible has been declaring to us for thousands of years? Is there really all that much difference between three minutes and 30 seconds, stacked up against eternity?

If they truly want to do something useful, they should think of a way to get rid of liberalism.