‘My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

This is my answer. What’s yours?

Rutgers Looniversity (Class of ’71) doesn’t bother calling me to ask for money anymore.  Some of my refusals, I’m afraid, were a little brusque.

Dig this. A few years ago, these schnorrers came up with a new policy regulating dorm life: No Talking Allowed Unless Absolutely Necessary!

My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

I wonder how they expected to enforce it. But see, they hadda do this to cut down on microaggression and microinvalidation. (That last one never quite caught on.) At any moment, without even meaning to, you just might say something that doesn’t sit well with some Far Left precious little snowflake.

When they write America’s obituary, they might as well write “‘Educated’ to Death.”

[P.S.–What are your Feelings for your computer system? What are its feelings for you?

We’ll have to wear earplugs to keep our brains from falling out.

‘My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)’ (2016)

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It’s been a few years now since Rutgers phoned me, asking for money. I don’t know how many times I had to tell them that I don’t contribute to perverse criminal enterprises. Maybe they finally got the message.

But at Rutgers Looniversity, the idiocy never takes a breather. For instance:

My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

Soon leftids will have it so we can’t say anything at all, except to recite brain-dead mantras scripted for us by communist blowhards.

And they’ll call it education.

My Alma Mater! Hot Dog! (It’s an Idiot Factory)

Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil: your Rutgers education

I just can’t wait till the next time Rutgers University calls me up and asks me for money!

Rutgers has adopted a “Language Matters” program in which students living in a dorm are cautioned to speak only when “necessary” or “helpful,” so as to avoid committing any kind of “microaggression” or “microinvalidation” or other such tommyrot ( http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8081 ).

Hey! Did you know that “victims of microaggression” are “more at risk for illness and a decreased immune system”?

We really do need to ask how, in the not-too-distant future, a country populated by such thin-skinned wilting idiots as our current college graduates can possibly survive in the real world. Any half a dozen goons armed with harsh language will easily conquer us.

Yo, people! Stop it with the colleges already! We are “educating” our country to death!

And I do not mean that as a figure of speech.