Now They’ve Really Ticked Me Off

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I’m sure there are people who believe television depicts life as it really is. That kind of ignorance can wipe out whole civilizations.

We were watching Midsommer Murders. Subplot: Mrs. Barnaby, who has never written a word of intentional fiction in her life, has decided she wants to be a novelist. First she wants to write romance, but that lasts for only a single episode. She decides she wants to write mystery/thrillers instead. She’s married to a detective but she won’t let him read her manuscript.

Anyhow, she’s only had to write three chapters before she finds a publisher for the whole novel!

Eeeeyahh! What was I doing wrong, that it took me years and years and years of work before I finally sold a novel? Why didn’t I succeed on my very first try, like Mrs. Barnaby? Why did it take me so long, with so much hard work, to learn how to write a novel that readers would actually like? Didn’t I know that being a novelist is easy, literally anyone can do it?

And then, in the very next episode, the whole subplot simply vanished. Wasn’t mentioned. What–no best-seller? I mean, as long as we’re indulging in pure fantasy… But even fantasy has to be, at some level, believable.

If you are thinking you might like to be a novelist–well, don’t even think about it unless you are prepared for the incredibly high levels of disappointment, and the multitude of sacrifices that you’ll have to make… or else it’s just a thing to do and you don’t really care that much.

Please don’t believe what you see on TV.

Previews of Coming Attractions

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I’ve got to find some way to increase viewership here! Today’s a lost cause, but what about tomorrow?

Ooh-ooh! I know! Previews of coming attractions. That’ll work! What’ve we got for tomorrow, chumley?

**New TV ad from the New Jersey teachers’ union. Make sure you’re sitting down.

(And really, that’s about it… except for some other little projects I hope to bring to life.)

*Exclusive interview with some guy who knows somebody whose uncle raises lantern flies.

**To a writer, maybe the most irritating TV episode ever (not kidding!)

*Much better cat video than what I came up with today.

I shall return later to respond to your comments, if there are any (trying to sound like Alfred Hitchcock).

 

Writer ‘Warned Off’ Creating Black Characters

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Novelist and screenwriter Anthony Horowitz, who specializes in mysteries and thrillers, said he was “warned off” including black characters in his fiction because it “wasn’t appropriate” for white writers (https://www.thepassivevoice.com/spy-author-anthony-horowitz-warned-off-creating-black-character/). This little gem slipped past me in 2017.

I love Horowitz’s screenplays for such British TV classics as Agatha Christie’s Poirot, Midsommer Murders, and Foyle’s War, just to name three. His thrillers are always top-of-the-line.

But “they” told him he couldn’t have any black characters in his books.

The same “they,” some years earlier, engineered the firing and “investigation” of the creator of Midsommer Murders because… wait for it!…he didn’t include enough black characters in his screenplays.

So you’re guilty whether you do it or you don’t.

Now Britain is way ahead of us in the Hate Speech department, but if this travesty of a 2020 presidential election stands, expect American censors to run as hard as they can to catch up. We will see a race-hustling, racial grievance, censorship regime that will make Barack Obama’s efforts in that sphere look downright puny.

Oh! And Critical Race Theory will be brought back, big-time. That’s the ideology that says all white people are guilty of everything. Won’t that be fun? I suppose that’s how Democrats plan to “unite” us. By sowing racial strife. They’re good at that.

Meanwhile, how do you write any kind of fiction if you’re simultaneously not allowed to include certain kinds of characters, but ordered to do it under the threat of being “investigated”?

Leftism is the enemy of the human race and must be utterly defeated.