Help Me Out With No Nooze!

To protect my sanity and yours, I try to steer clear of nooze on the weekend. I thought, “Maybe some nice dinosaurs, instead. Yeah, that’s the ticket–big dinosaurs!” What hath God wrought?

Well, the dinosaurs in this video are supposed to be among the biggest–but how could we know? There’s nothing here to give it scale! We need cars, buses, buildings. Is this brachiosaur bigger than a Lincoln Continental? What if we were to see it standing only just a little taller than someone’s boot? Either the dinosaur is about the size of a housecat, or the person wearing the boot is really, really big.

Nevertheless, even with all these conceptual difficulties, the dinosaurs are still more entertaining, and much more edifying, than highly-paid, high-prestige numbskulls who say they don’t know what a woman is.

I wonder if that kind of insane stupidity finished off the dinosaurs.

No Nooze This Weekend (Except for This)

Hong Kong Disneyland closes amid China's coronavirus outbreak – Orange  County Register

Off with her head!

You know I try not to write up any nooze on the weekend–I even try to avoid reading any–because I need the two days off to recharge my brain and keep my sanity.

But I do want to salute the great state of Florida for giving the arrogant groomers at Disney Corp a good old country smackdown! The day they did it, Disney stock fell 31%. And we heard the glorious news that CNN+ has already been canceled, couldn’t last a month… and maybe the new owners will fire the gang of Far Left schnooks who turned CNN into a doofus factory (not that it was ever anything to write home about).

Anyhow, Disney picked a fight and lost. Knocked out cold in the first round. So you see, timorous quaking Republicans nationwide–it can be done. And it blamed well should be done! If you won’t do it, we’ll find and elect some folks who will.

Meanwhile, hat tip and trumpet fanfare to Gov. DeSantis and the Florida Legislature!

A Nooze-Free Weekend?

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I had one of these, once!

I don’t know about you, but I hotly resent an age that calls on us to know not only the names of our feuding politicians, but the names of their freakin’ lawyers, too. This really is too much to ask.

I want to try to blog my way through this weekend without writing up any nooze. Will my readers let me get away with it? I suppose the viewership numbers, pretty flat all week, will answer that question.

Many lizards, like the twin-spotted swift pictured above, eat insects. This is more good than anything done by anyone on Capitol Hill. They think we should eat bugs so they can have more kobe beef.

Does anybody know of a movie about a giant lizard descending on Washington, D.C., and eating Congress? I think that’s what I’d like to watch today.