‘I’m Me, He’s Him’ (My Newswithviews Column, Sept. 26)

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz bring back joy to Democrats and ...

Believe me, you don’t want to know what these two think is funny.

“Think big!” is advice given to many politicians. But I wonder if Kamala and Tim are thinking big enough. There’s more that they could do than just be president and vice president.

‘I’m Me, He’s Him’

I mean, the White House is a nice gig, but it’s only eight years and then you’re out. But if you star in a hit TV series, there’s no limit to how long you can last. And to be a Supreme Court justice is a job for life!

Can you appoint yourself to the Supreme Court… and be, like, president and chief justice at the same time?

Damn the Constitution, full speed ahead!

‘Polish Thinker Kayos “Social Justice”‘ (2017)

110+ Banging Head Stock Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free ...

Just can’t take it anymore, can we?

Yes, “social justice” is vague, tiresome, annoying, and absurd. But I can’t put it as logically and succinctly as Janusz Korwin-Mikke did, a few years ago.

Polish Thinker Kayos ‘Social Justice’

“Oh, well! Over there is social justice, and in that other corner is environmental justice, and we have epistemological justice up there in the cabinet, and molecular justice on the back porch steps–”

(Are we on the brink of replacing it with “the politics of joy, and good vibes”? God our Father, this election scares me!)

Just Askin’…

In Photos: The Life Of Kamala Harris

Why is she cackling?

I scan nooze every day. And one thing I have yet to find, for all my reading, is any hint of why Kamala Harris ought to be president. Is there any reason why she should be president?

No press conferences, no interviews. But then again there were no votes, either. The candidate that no one voted for. Just plugged in by the party big shots. All we get is a lot of teeth showing and a lot of babble about “politics of joy.”

Some 90 percent of her staff quit, saying they couldn’t take her foul mouth and hair-trigger temper. (So Hillary doesn’t have a patent on that?) Then there’s her record as vice president–devoid of accomplishment. Our Border Czar. Has anybody seen a border anywhere?

What does she bring to the White House, what does she bring that the country needs, that’ll be of benefit to America? Please stop laughing! This is a serious question.

But what has she to offer? Experience? Ha, ha. Character–oh, for cryin’ out loud! The respect of other heads of state? [Laughs hysterically]

Yeahbut, yeahbut, yeahbut! She’s not Trump?

That, and undefined “joy,” is all that they’ve got. That’s their best shot.

Not counting cheating, of course.

 

‘Get In On the Joy’ (My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 22)

Vice President Kamala Harris smiling and waving to supporters at a rally.

You’ll be sorry, America! And don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Kacklin’ Kamala tonight is supposed to make a speech accepting her presidential nomination; and the scuttlebutt is, she’s been given VERY stern warnings not to laugh at inappropriate moments.

Get In On the Joy!

Yes–some genius figured it out: “This will be our theme–the Politics of Joy! Vote for us because we’re laughin’! Those Republicans, they’re just weird. We’re the sane ones!” [Dissolve into maniacal laughter.]

So what are they laughing at? What do they think is so damned funny?

Guaranteed it will not seem funny when they do it to us!

‘What It’s All About’ (2018)

Kamala Harris campaigns with running mate Tim Walz in ...

“Yo, ho, ho! And a bottle of strychnine.”

War in Heaven, war on earth–it took me a long, long time to figure that out, but that’s what it is. Spiritual wickedness married to worldly wickedness, with the whole human race as the prize… and all power in this fallen world.

What It’s All About

Yesterday they were selling Kamala Harris’ lunatic cackling, and her Way Far Left running mate’s guffaw, as–get this–“politics of joy.” Vote for us, we’re yukkin’ it up–that Trump guy is so grim!”  This from the same party that wanted you to vote for “gravitas” in 2004.

This pair at the top of the ticket–y’know, you can’t help thinking “Gee, they’re stupid! What’s the matter with them?” But these are Satan’s servants, and every effort must be bent to defeating them.

I think they’re supposed to look and sound stupid. But whoever is pulling their strings is neither.