‘Babylon Bee’ Has Stung Me, But Good

It’s a tough time for satirists. People have a hard time telling the difference between a satire and a nooze item.

The ace satirists at The Babylon Bee got me good, just now, with their piece claiming “Disney+” wants children to confirm their parents are out before watching any of the site’s content (https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-will-now-ask-you-to-confirm-no-parents-are-in-the-room-before-viewing-content). If I had only noticed the BB logo at the top of the page, I would’ve known it was a hoax. But I didn’t notice, so they got me all worked up… until I saw the logo at the bottom of the page.

In my defense, it wasn’t a hoax when several school districts tried to get parents to promise that they wouldn’t watch or listen to the “lessons” being fed to their kids via remote viewing. This helped lead to a fourfold increase in homeschooling.

“Entertainment” wackos like Disney Corp, like teachers’ unions, are preying on our children to try to turn them into good little transgender socialists. Parents need to catch on and put a stop to it.

Disney has gone way over onto the dark side: parents beware.

Solid Gold Fauci!

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Supposedly it was nothing but a recycled 2020 satire in the New York Times–a solid gold statue of Dr. Whatsit Fauci, presented for outstanding achievement in public health. They re-ran it just before the Oscars; and when some people took it seriously, they had to explain it was a satire.

Aha! They only want you to think it was a satire! In reality–or at least what our crack research staff found by peering into the cracks–there really is a Dr. Fauci golden statue, liberals worship it, and by Jove, there it is! Right up there. We’ve even got a picture of it.

Yes, of course you think it’s disguised as a statue of Alfred E. Neuman: that’s what they want you to think! And please stop it with those nasty cracks about putting the real Alfred E. Neuman in charge of virtually everything–he couldn’t (and wouldn’t!) do anything Doc Fauci hasn’t done.

You can always tell the Fauci cultists because they do this thing with their pinky finger that makes it stick out straight all the time, and they want to drink your blood. Most of them have Chinese money in their wallets, plus Get Out of Jail Free cards issued by President-for-Life Obama.