‘How Fake Is Hillary Clinton?’ (2016)

Hillary Clinton Mask

The scary thing about the 2020 election was that SloJo was the best the Democrats had.

The scary thing about 2024 is, that’s still true.

Does that mean it’s time to run Hillary again?

How Fake is Hillary Clinton?

This reminds me of the stories my mother used to tell me about “The Bum” who lurked in Edgar Woods, who made children disappear. The idea was to keep me from venturing too deep into the woods. Similar boogiemen will suggest themselves to the alert reader.

I’ve begun to wonder–is Hillary a boogieman, too? Like, “Eat your vegetables, or Hillary Clinton will come and get you!”

For years and years the Clintons sold the story that Hillary, born in 1947, was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the mountaineer who conquered Mt. Everest… in 1953. So the story was a fake.

What woods will Hillary Clinton be lurking in, 50 years from now?

I Has Passed Lifes!!!

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Well! I wented to a lexture last “nihght” and It was al abote Passed Lifes and waht do yiu know,, i has got a hole buntch of Passed Lifes! i was evven Nipolion oncet!! but i had me a evven moar Impotant Passed Life then that!!

I aslo hadded a Passed Life As Hillery Clintin!! O man it dusnt get batter than this!!! No wunder “i” has alyaws feeled sutch “A” Bond whith her!! Like man i “was” rihght thare wen Hillery she was jist a Baby wen she was borned and thay naimed her “after” That Guy who climed MT. Everlast a few yeers layter!!! and I was aslo her wen she gotted maried to Billl Clintin he was Pressadint oncet. i whished i culdof keeped on “being” her but then I got bornded as My Self so i Wasnt Hillery “no more!!””

Now it Makes me wunder iff mayby Hillery she hadded a Passed Life as me!!!!! i bet she did! If only “we” culd get To-gether and talk abuot our Passed Lifes and mayby eat some Nice Jim Sox, sory but i am getting Hungary and somtimes that makes “my” Moth Antenners itch somthing Feerce!! Butt i wil save her a tastee Hankerchiff in case she “Vizzits” our Collidge somday!!!!

P.S. I “think” the wimmin who gived the lexture she mustof been a Angle becose she knowed so mutch “abote” Passed Lifes!!