Tag: social justice studies

‘You Got no Interllecturals Day’

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Well, the Day “without” No Immagrints Day it was a Big Sucxsess and it gived us hear “at” Collidge a reel Grate idear!! Lets seee how Quick The countrie it Cries Uncle iff al them stopid ordrinary dumb peple thay got to Do without us Interllecturals for a Day!!!

And So we has orgranized “the” Day without No Interrlecturals Day it is scredulled for Feb. 30 and jist yiu waight And see What Happens wen thay hasnt got No interllecturals to do thare stopid “thinkin” for them! Boy wil thay be hurtin!! Then thay willl al Think Twicet abote standin Arond like dops wile Donold Trump he burns Up “the” hole Worlld jist so he “Can” make a Prophit!!

Jist think! Four one hole day them Stopid Dops thay wont have No more Gender Studies! No Wimmins Studies! No Socile Jutstice Studies! It wil be as Bad as havving No Ellectrisity and No Viddio games! Oh are thay goin “to” howell!! and it wil Serve them rihght!!! Thay wil soon Be begging for Us to come “back and” do al thare thinkin For them! And then thay wil have to Let Hillery be pressidint!

P.S.–As yiu Can seee i am Out of Jale now becose thay kicked Me out affter jist one Nihght and gess whatt them Fashist cops thay didd? Thay made a Terrarist Threat on me, “thay” sayed iff I ever gets Arested again thay goin to cal My Fambly! I dont want that to hapen becose my Grand Ma and Grand Pa thay sayed thay wuld use my asp for Targit Practise iff thay “see” me arond anymore. So i Has got “to” avoyed them for a wile!

University Scandal! Brain-Removal Operations

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Our cracked investigative reporter George Steppanoplace has uncovered a major academic scandal.

At Happythought State University, part of the University of California system, Ph.D. candidates are required to undergo brain-removal surgery before they can be awarded a doctorate.

“Originally it was just for Ph.D.’s in Womens Studies, Queer Studies, Black Studies, Gender Studies, Social Justice Studies, Liberation Studies, and Environmental Justice Studies,” explained university president C. Babbington Gesundheit, Ph.D. “If you were going for a doctorate in Engineering or something like that, it was presumed you would need a brain, somewhere along the line.

“However, we have gotten rid of all those White Privilege degree programs, and now all of our students study only those liberating subjects what can learn them how to be interllecturals,” said Dr. Gesundheit.

George interviewed Dr. Medea Harmsworth, Ph. D. in Gender Studies, who has been without a brain for a full dozen years. “I never miss it,” she says. “In fact, I don’t even remember ever having had a brain.”

George also interviewed a graduate student, Tulip Pimplemeyer, who is working on his Ph.D. in Social Justice and says he’s looking forward to sporting a completely empty cranium. “I can, like, y’know, store stuff up there, once they take out my brain,” he said. “I am gonna ask them to cut off my whatsit while they’re at it, so I can transition into a woman.”

The U.S. Justice Dept., George discovered, has turned down “numerous” requests to intervene.

“There is no constitutional right to have a brain,” his report concludes. And, winking slyly at the camera, adds, “In fact, I had mine taken out years and years ago!”