
[Note: Four pages of my book written today, hoorah! Off to a good start.]
What happens if your hubby is a billionaire, and you, through marriage, now have the same name as someone else on Instagram–and you want to use that name? (John Smith, Jim Johnson, call your offices!)
Katherine Asplundh’s husband owns a huge tree service. You’ve probably seen those Asplundh tree-grinders around town; surely you’ve heard them at work, they’re very loud.
Well, Katherine wants to go on Instagram but Kate Asplundh, no relation, is already there. No problema–just offer to buy Kate’s user name. Except Kate says that Instagram will ban her if she sells her name, so it’s thanks, but no thanks.
At this point Katherine gets nasty (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13394253/Billionaires-glamorous-new-wife-goes-viral-trying-bully-woman-shares-new-surname-selling-Instagram-handle-just-days-tying-knot-entitled-messages-make-furious.html). Maybe she can bully Kate into giving up her name: worth a try, at least.
What is this–an Upstairs, Downstairs episode? Lady, Kate was there first. This is America, you can’t just force her to give up her user name to you.
Our country is special. At least, it was meant to be. Money can’t buy everything. It can’t buy your name if you don’t want to sell.
How long can we keep it that way?
