water is racist – Lee Duigon

Vintage Ice Cold Whiskey Dispenser - 1950s - Vintage Photo Print - Picture 1 of 1

This heer is Haow we kin replaice the Water fowntins!!

We hadded a mergintsy meting Of “the” Stodent Soviet to dee-mannd our collidge Set “Up” a Socile Jutstus Senter like some collidge “in” Caliphoria done!!!

That thare collidge, thay Dicsoverred that Water! it is Racist!!! Yes, Water!!!! Betchu diddnt Know “that”!”!” Fromb nhow On we whant ownly Socile Jutstus Water!!!!! Awl the Racist Water it gots “tobe” shutt Offf!!!!!!!!

Kin yiu Imadgin it??? Awl theeze yeers we bin drinking Racist Water!!! No wunder “it” “is” “so” harrd to atcheeve Fudnermentle Trans Foarmacion!!!! Its lyke we nevver had no Pressadint Obommba at awl!!!!!!

We sented “a” Lettre to Pressadint Jobydin teling himb he bettre Get On “The” Stickk and shutt off awl The Racist Water evvryware!!!!! It ennabuls Wyte Strupremmasy!!!!

Some Biggit Hater he sayed T”hen waht Are wee spozed to drink”?”? So we beet himb up! And untill we “can” has Ownly Socile Jutsus Anti-Racist Water, we whil awl has to “drink” Wissky!!!! Like we shooda bin Doing awl allong!!!!

I awlyaws Knew that Kemistry iit “is” Racist!!! And now we All “know” its Trooue becose a prefesser at Yunavarsity of Ill. he says So!!!!!

How can enny boddy studdy Scyints whith-out studdying Cryptical Race Theery!!! The hole idear it “Is” Prepoceros!!!!!!

Taik “the” kemistry Of wauter, For instints! Waht cood be moar Racist “thabn” wauter??? They cawl it “HO2” witch is jist Coad “foar wyte soupremassy!”!” Heer “at” the Stoodint Soviet,, We Dee-mannd that thay doughnt “Teech that” no moar!!!!! Not unlest thay Chainge Kemistry to refract insippient Racism!!!! And that gose “foar” Fyzzicks and Buyolorgy and awl themb Other scyinces Tooo!!

Awl wauter It Is Diffrint!! Thare is wimmins Wauter and Peeple Of Cullor wauter and then thare Is aslo “wyte wauter” and Thats “whye” Racists thay like wyte wauter Raffting!!!! I tryed “that” oncet and i Allmoast drownded!!!!!!

We Dee-mannd seppret drinking fowntins Foar “evvry Mynaritty!!!! And aslo seppret Sincks “and” Toylets!!!! Our deer Fimbo Yunavursitty must “take The leed” in fiting Racist Kemistry!!!!!!!