“welcoming and affirming”

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AUG. 4, 2025 (ROTO-ROOTERS)

“Extraterrestrial cannibals have rights, too!” declares Moe Badger, the executive director of the American Crazy Loons Union. “We have to be more culturally sensitive!”

When UFOs from a galaxy far, far away landed in Barsoom County, Ohio, in 2022 and deposited extraterrestrial settlers there, “it was tacitly understood that they would obey America’s laws,” Prosecutor Finrod Skelter said. “But that’s not what’s been happening.”

News broke last week that the ETs have been abducting human beings and eating them. Cannibalism is against the law in Ohio; but for the ETs, it’s just an indispensable part of their culture. And it isn’t even really cannibalism, says the ACLU, “because these ETs ain’t human. Heck, it’s just like being eaten by a lion or a bear.”

The Ohio legislature moved quickly to propose legislation banning the practice, but Democrat legislators have opposed it and threatened to flee the state if the proposed law is not immediately scrapped.

“We have to be welcoming and affirming to all cultures, even if they come from other planets,” said State Senator Elvira Pincushion. “Who are we to order them to abandon their age-old customs? It’s part of their religion, and therefore a question of religious liberty.” She then went off to help draft a new mandate to shut down all Christian churches in Ohio until the environment is totally germ-free.

A spokes-something for the ETs (we can’t pronounce what they call themselves) said through an interpreter that any interference with their religious rituals would be racist.

“We will sue the pants off anyone who tries to persecute these innocent visitors from another world,” vowed Badger. “Go ahead–make my day!”

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Spiritual wickedness is coming down from high places, darkness disguised as light. One wonders if there’s any future for the institutional church.

Meanwhile, if you’re looking for a church and you see anywhere on its premises the words, “welcoming and affirming,” turn around and walk the other way. Three guesses as to whom they’re welcoming and what they’re affirming.

The latest evil comes from the Church of England, which has voted to welcome and affirm transgenderism (http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/church-of-england-goes-full-apostate-create-new-liturgical-materials-lgbt-transgenders/). In fact, they have even proposed to create a brand-new church ceremony to celebrate some poor lost, addled soul’s “gender transition.” Sort of like baptism or marriage or a christening, I guess. Only inspired by the Devil.

Flatline Protestantism strikes again. The Bible says, “Male and female created He them.” The secular world says, “We create ourselves in whatever gender we might fancy at the moment.” Guess whose side the flatline Protestants are on.

Look, it’s quite simple. Either the Bible is God’s word, or it is not. And if it is not, then we don’t have God’s word, period. We can’t even be sure there is a God to pity us.

I have never in my life seen anything take off like this whole “transgender” movement. It’s as if the world was waiting for it.

I think this is one of those false Christs that the real Christ warned us about. It certainly has shown a remarkable power to use a self-evidently false delusion to deceive many clever men and women.