AUG. 4, 2025 (ROTO-ROOTERS)
“Extraterrestrial cannibals have rights, too!” declares Moe Badger, the executive director of the American Crazy Loons Union. “We have to be more culturally sensitive!”
When UFOs from a galaxy far, far away landed in Barsoom County, Ohio, in 2022 and deposited extraterrestrial settlers there, “it was tacitly understood that they would obey America’s laws,” Prosecutor Finrod Skelter said. “But that’s not what’s been happening.”
News broke last week that the ETs have been abducting human beings and eating them. Cannibalism is against the law in Ohio; but for the ETs, it’s just an indispensable part of their culture. And it isn’t even really cannibalism, says the ACLU, “because these ETs ain’t human. Heck, it’s just like being eaten by a lion or a bear.”
The Ohio legislature moved quickly to propose legislation banning the practice, but Democrat legislators have opposed it and threatened to flee the state if the proposed law is not immediately scrapped.
“We have to be welcoming and affirming to all cultures, even if they come from other planets,” said State Senator Elvira Pincushion. “Who are we to order them to abandon their age-old customs? It’s part of their religion, and therefore a question of religious liberty.” She then went off to help draft a new mandate to shut down all Christian churches in Ohio until the environment is totally germ-free.
A spokes-something for the ETs (we can’t pronounce what they call themselves) said through an interpreter that any interference with their religious rituals would be racist.
“We will sue the pants off anyone who tries to persecute these innocent visitors from another world,” vowed Badger. “Go ahead–make my day!”
“We’ll sue ya! We’ll sue ya!”
The American Civil Liberties Union exhorts you to “become a freedom fighter” and “take a stand for what you believe in.” But they don’t mean a single word of it.
The Hypocrisy is Deafening
They want you to take a stand for what they believe in: to fight for their Far Left Stupid beliefs to the last drop of your blood. And if you don’t, they’ll try to sue you out of existence.
Under no circumstances are you to defend unborn babies, America’s borders, or Holy Scripture. They’ll shut you down for that.
It wasn’t their fault they went extinct; but what’s our excuse?
“In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate, and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality, the better.”
That quote by British sociologist Theodore Dalrymple pretty much sums up the whole “transgender” movement. Compare it to this official Tweet from the American Civil Liberties Union:
“Men who get their periods are men. Men who get pregnant and give birth are men.” It was issued just the other day, to celebrate “International Men’s Day” by wiping out any sane definition of “man” (http://www.gopusa.com/aclu-says-men-who-get-their-periods-are-men-men-who-get-pregnant-and-give-birth-are-men/).
They humiliate us, and strip us of our self-respect, by forcing us, for fear of being trashed and vilified as “haters,” to say things we know are simply not true.
The ACLU, under the guise of defending our civil liberties and our right to free speech, has been in the forefront of the massive Far Left jihad to remake our society into God knows what. The few good things they’ve done are nothing, compared to all the harm they do.
If we have any self-respect at all, we must preserve it by defying this lunatic campaign. Defying it until it stops. Refusing to say ridiculous things that we know to be false.
And refusing to vote for any fool who says them.
My help cometh from the Lord, which made heaven and earth. (Psalm 121:2)
Our help had better come from the Lord: this job is way too big for us.
Robert Knight has written a brief expose of the ACLU’s efforts to swing local elections (with Philadelphia being Ground Zero for the project) by harnessing convicted felons to canvass for Democrat votes ( https://townhall.com/columnists/robertknight/2017/05/23/the-aclus-excon-army-n2330448). Must be nice to have a convicted murderer ringing your doorbell on behalf of some left-wing candidate for prosecutor.
Money is pouring in from George Soros (of course). And get this. They call it the “Campaign for Smart Justice.” There are two words you should be afraid of when liberals invoke them, and they are both in that title: “smart” and “justice.” Trust liberals to give “justice” a bad name.
You’d think Democrats would be ashamed for their party to become known as the galloping felon party; but liberals are incapable of feeling shame. They are eager to mobilize an army of ex-cons: and, as one observer remarked, although it would clearly be against the law to do so, not much would stop them from wheeling the voting machines into the prison and allowing jailed felons to cast ballots.
The corruption is as deep as the sea and as high as the Himalayas. It wells out from the sinful human heart, stirred up by Satan. With its ceaseless promises of free stuff, social justice (whatever that is), and lots of fornication and never any adverse consequences, humanist liberalism is the welcome mat on the doorstep of Hell.
Only the sovereign power of God can and will defeat it: Our Lord Jesus Christ, on the cross, already has defeated it.
But it has pleased God to invite us to serve Him. We must not let the darkness overwhelm us: just about impossible, on our own; but the Lord will give us strength and courage, if we ask Him for it.
I have remembered to write my Newswithviews column this week, and am researching it this morning.
In the course of my research, I had occasion to visit the American Civil Liberties Union website ( https://action.aclu.org/secure/sem-become-freedom-fighter-join-aclu?s_src=UNW170001SEM&alt_src=UNV170001SEM&ms=gad_SEM_Bing_Search-Evergreen-ACLU%20Brand-4_ACLU%20Name%20Terms_ACLU_e_12363610188).
There we are exhorted to “become a freedom fighter… Take a stand for what you believe in.”
Oh, wait, hold it. You’re also urged to “push back against xenophobia” and “fight relentless attacks on reproductive freedom.” “Xenophobia” is the forbidden desire to preserve one’s country as one’s country and not melt it down, through unrestricted illegal immigration, into a multicultural puddle of failure. And “reproductive freedom” is abortion.
So, do they want you to “take a stand for what you believe in,” if what you believe in is protecting unborn babies from the abortionist, or securing America’s borders? No, no, no–“Not if you believe in that stuff!”
Probably the ACLU slogan should read, “You take a stand for what I believe in, or else!” We’ll sue you, man, we’ll shut you up, we’ll shut you down. They want to “defend free speech and the right to protest”; but we are at liberty to disbelieve them.
When they’re not warning us about “white Christian terrorists” that no one ever heard of, libs ‘n’ progs occasionally get careless and say what’s really on their minds.
A board member of the American Civil Liberties Union in Colorado–the ACLU press release tries to write this guy off as just “a volunteer,” but he was a board member–has had to resign after using his Facebook page to advocate the killing of Americans who support Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy ( http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/12/11/aclu-board-member-resigns-after-urging-people-to-kill-supporters-of-trump/ ).
Yup, kill ’em all dead, said the ACLU big shot. Gee, that would be quite a few million people. I think you could call that a holocaust.
Why murder them? Because, said Mr. Civil Liberties, “they won’t listen to reason.” [Two-minute laugh break.] “[W]hen justice is gone, there’s always force.”
The police won’t investigate the incident because, they say, Mr. Civil Liberties’ terrorist remarks are “covered by free speech.” [Three-minute laugh break.] They probably have more important things to do, like tracking down some Christian who refused to cater a lesbian “wedding,” or bust a Climate Change denier.
Well, once again we get a peek at the true face of progressivism. Not very pretty, is it?
Even the college types just want to shut people up and take away their livelihoods. Not kill them.
But I expect that idea will grow on them, with time.